Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but the almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn declares Humanity to be a galactic plague, the only cure for which is our total annihilation in the most gruesome manner possible.

I wish that Admiral Ackbar was wrong, and that it wasn't a trap.

 

Granted, but the lack of excitement was enough that everybody walked out of the movie house and said "It sucked"

I wish there is a parallel world.

 

Your wish is granted, but everything in there is a link to lemonparty. org. (for the people who get the reference, dont check out the website guys... You will regret it).

I wish i had a bottle of plain water.

 

Granted, but this water floods into your lungs causing you to die a painful death due to drowning.

I wish that the sky was green.

 

Granted, but with the sudden change in colour many people spark new religious beliefs, which plunges the world into an eternal religious war.
I wish i had a train.

 

Granted, you manage to somehow hit yourself with it, however it doesn't kill you but severs all of your limbs.

I wish I had a Pegasus.

 

Granted, and you are very happy with your new pet unicorn. So happy in fact, that when it dies of old age you spiral into depression and commit suicide.

I wish i went to sleep now instead of playing forum games.

 

Granted! You do however lapse into a coma, in which all you do is play forum games until you eventually die of old age.

PS. I wanted a Pegasus, not some lame Unicorn, geeze.

 

I meant pegasus lol!
You didnt say a wish so...
I wish my bed was made of solid clouds (so i can be like rainbow dash)

 

Oops.

Granted! Whilst you sleep the cloud floats off into the sky, with you on it, shortly after this the Pegasi population of Equestria becomes infected by rabies, they then proceed to devour your intestines, slowly.

I wish that I actually made a wish in my last post.

 

Granted, but that creates a tear in the space time continuim, which destroys the whole universe, and the my little pony universe.
I wish i was friends with the mane 6.

 

Granted, but his mane was actually 666, he becomes the devil and beings hell on Earth.

I wish that I grew wings,

 

Granted, you are so happy that you fly in the sky with little bird. Unfortunately, you get shot, and die, it's the hunting season, you forget to check the calendar.

Wish we will save Derpy.

 

Wish Granted but instead they remove Rainbow Dash

I wish the world would become bronys

 

Wish granted, Hasbro decides to discontinue My Little Ponies.

I wish that more MLP episodes would be released.

 

I would still watch that...

Granted, but the talk now is illogical flawed english.

I wish microwave toaster.

 

Granted.