Most pain ever experienced?

Either my stick isn't big enough or I'm not flexible , but I can't do it.
I had another pain, one of my leg muscles ripped while I was walking.
I had to walk another fucking mile.

 

In a rather impressive feat of agility I managed to kick myself in the balls, mid flight, only to land on the offending foot further driving it into my nether region. That was a pleasant experience and a half.
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In order to actually successfully pull off the self-oral pleasuring you either have to be an Olympics level acrobat or remove your lower rib cage, some people actually do this.

 

Words cannot describe how bonkers that is, I didn't realise they'd let you of all people loose with a soldering iron!

 

The form of my patellas isn't like it's supposed to be so starting from like 6 years ago they dislocate quite easily.
The first times it was really some fucking pain I couldn't have imagined, and my knees looked like they faced the wrong way so that was really some shit.
Happened I think 5 times since and I'm kinda used to it now.

 

Backwards knees? Do I shoot a bow at it with an arrow?

 

5 years old, rusty, 5 inch nail up my foot. A fucking 5 inch nail up my goddamn foot.

 

I had a nail go through my elbow.

 

Jesus Christ you two, stay the hell away from nails.

 

Atleast you still have a thumb! -Optimist
It still got cut off...-Pessimist
I just stole both of your bank cards. -Opportunist
Oh and one time when I was 4 I ate spaghetti with tomato sauce, for 2 days I have a hellish stomach ache and headache, and vomited.

 

A nail in your foot? Ouch. When I was 4 I somehow managed to impale myself in the foot all the way through with a garden fork. Not exactly pleasant, still have the scars where the 3 holes were 11 years later.

 

I have a crooked toe, and my babysitter thought it was broken and she could fix it when I was six. Yeah.

 

I fell out of a tree trying to impress my friends sister. Lets just say i got ass raped by the tree.. Havent been near a tree branch since then.

 

I climbed a tree , fell off on my back.
I couldn't move.

 

Well, i was running upstairs to get something and tripped... And nearly hit my head on the wall on the process.

Was screaming in pain for the next ten seconds, an hour later i'm in a splint, or whatever it is. Had to stay in it for three days.


Anyway, this isn't mine but my sister's:

Me and her were just playing on my Wii system and, for a short time, it goes well - Thirty seconds later, she's on the floor, screaming.

I had hit her in the forehead.

This was...What, three years ago? She was eleven when it happened. Of course, she still hates me for doing it.