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Most pain ever experienced?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Rainbows, Nov 12, 2011.

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  1. Rainbows

    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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    You give yourself a blowjob.
    Tried it once...
     
  2. keyofdoor

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    Either my stick isn't big enough or I'm not flexible , but I can't do it.
    I had another pain, one of my leg muscles ripped while I was walking.
    I had to walk another fucking mile.
     
  3. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    In a rather impressive feat of agility I managed to kick myself in the balls, mid flight, only to land on the offending foot further driving it into my nether region. That was a pleasant experience and a half.
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    In order to actually successfully pull off the self-oral pleasuring you either have to be an Olympics level acrobat or remove your lower rib cage, some people actually do this.
     
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  4. Valkyrie

    Valkyrie Shark Slayer

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    Words cannot describe how bonkers that is, I didn't realise they'd let you of all people loose with a soldering iron!
     
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  5. Rainbows

    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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    It was in Year 7 before my reputation grew...
     
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  6. Knighthart

    Knighthart is love Donator

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    The form of my patellas isn't like it's supposed to be so starting from like 6 years ago they dislocate quite easily.
    The first times it was really some fucking pain I couldn't have imagined, and my knees looked like they faced the wrong way so that was really some shit.
    Happened I think 5 times since and I'm kinda used to it now.
     
  7. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Backwards knees? Do I shoot a bow at it with an arrow?
     
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    5 years old, rusty, 5 inch nail up my foot. A fucking 5 inch nail up my goddamn foot.
     
  9. keyofdoor

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    I had a nail go through my elbow.
     
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  10. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Jesus Christ you two, stay the hell away from nails.
     
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  11. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Every time I eat ice cream.

    When I was 9 I managed to face-plant on a concrete path and remove the top off of my front bottom teeth - thereby exposing the nerve-endings. Whenever I forget this and eat something cold the pain is, well, all-encompassing.

    I once did a comparison to sticking your hands in a bowl of ice cubes. It's about the same.
     
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  12. BlueLuigi

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    Got my thumb cut off, then reattached.
     
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  13. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Atleast you still have a thumb! -Optimist
    It still got cut off...-Pessimist
    I just stole both of your bank cards. -Opportunist
    Oh and one time when I was 4 I ate spaghetti with tomato sauce, for 2 days I have a hellish stomach ache and headache, and vomited.
     
  14. dylanduran

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    A nail in your foot? Ouch. When I was 4 I somehow managed to impale myself in the foot all the way through with a garden fork. Not exactly pleasant, still have the scars where the 3 holes were 11 years later.
     
  15. DrZaloski

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    I have a crooked toe, and my babysitter thought it was broken and she could fix it when I was six. Yeah.
     
  16. bruthsaw

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    I fell out of a tree trying to impress my friends sister. Lets just say i got ass raped by the tree.. Havent been near a tree branch since then.
     
  17. keyofdoor

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    I climbed a tree , fell off on my back.
    I couldn't move.
     
  18. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Close friend had a long thin splinter enter one end of the sole of his foot (near the heel) and exit between his big toe and it's neighbour.

    Brr. Still gives me the wiggens thinking about it. :huh?:
     
  19. tlc2011

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    Well, i was running upstairs to get something and tripped... And nearly hit my head on the wall on the process.

    Was screaming in pain for the next ten seconds, an hour later i'm in a splint, or whatever it is. Had to stay in it for three days.


    Anyway, this isn't mine but my sister's:

    Me and her were just playing on my Wii system and, for a short time, it goes well - Thirty seconds later, she's on the floor, screaming.

    I had hit her in the forehead.

    This was...What, three years ago? She was eleven when it happened. Of course, she still hates me for doing it.
     
  20. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    My brother's godfather tells the tale of jumping out and shouting "BOO!" at his sister while she was watching a Hitchcock film --> she was playing with a pair of scissors near her tongue (WHY?!?) and half cut off a near inch of it. Never believed him growing up, then one day I met his sister and she showed me the scar.

    :eek:
     
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