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Trophies Awarded to FarmerJohn

  1. 80
    Awarded: Apr 18, 2020

    They Still Hand These Things Out?

    You've been on the forums for over 8 years. Here: a cheap, plastic, mandatory participation trophy. Your life is a lie.

  2. 70
    Awarded: Apr 18, 2020

    Get Off My Damn Lawn!

    You've been on the forums for over 7 years. You were a kid once. Now, you've been here longer than most members have been alive.

  3. 60
    Awarded: Feb 15, 2018

    Stockholm Syndrome

    You've been on the forums for over 6 years. If you're expecting a gift of candy then you've misapprehended the nature of our relationship.

  4. 50
    Awarded: Feb 15, 2018

    Forum Elder

    You've been on the forums for over 5 years. If you had bought a hamster instead of KAG, it would be dead by now.

  5. 40
    Awarded: Nov 23, 2015

    Masochist

    You've been on the forums for over 4 years. You could have escaped while you had the chance... but you didn't. Is it because you *like* pain? Or does it simply make you feel all warm and glowy on the inside? We worry about you.

  6. 30
    Awarded: Jan 12, 2015

    Mathusalem Fag

    You've been on the forums for over 3 years. Please seek professional help.

  7. 20
    Awarded: Nov 21, 2013

    Old Fag

    You've been on the forums for over 2 years. Go home, forum whore! ...oh wait, this *is* your home. Sorry, our bad.

  8. 10
    Awarded: Sep 22, 2013

    Nerd

    You've been on the forums for over a year. Hope you spent some of that time with your family...

  9. 5
    Awarded: Sep 22, 2013

    Not a total nub

    You've been on the forums for over 6 months. Hopefully you've learned something.

  10. 10
    Awarded: Mar 29, 2012

    Premium Player

    You've bought one of our games! Thanks! :D

  11. 1
    Awarded: Dec 6, 2011

    Somebody Likes You

    Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!

  12. 1
    Awarded: Nov 17, 2011

    First Message

    Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this. Welcome to the community! Here's hoping you enjoy your stay. :)

Total Points: 377
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