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Trophies Awarded to HasseKebab

  1. 110
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Till death do us part

    You've been on the forums for 11 years. Your relationship with this community has lasted longer than the average marriage.

  2. 100
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Shitpost Master

    They say it takes ten years to truly master a skill. You finally did it.

  3. 90
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Nostalgia

    "Every once in a while I get a strong urge to come back to this god-forsaken place. I miss y’all too much sometimes I guess - Areo" You have been on the forums for 9 years. Over a tenth of your life, that you are never getting back. We hope you made some good memories.

  4. 80
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    They Still Hand These Things Out?

    You've been on the forums for over 8 years. Here: a cheap, plastic, mandatory participation trophy. Your life is a lie.

  5. 70
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Get Off My Damn Lawn!

    You've been on the forums for over 7 years. You were a kid once. Now, you've been here longer than most members have been alive.

  6. 60
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Stockholm Syndrome

    You've been on the forums for over 6 years. If you're expecting a gift of candy then you've misapprehended the nature of our relationship.

  7. 50
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Forum Elder

    You've been on the forums for over 5 years. If you had bought a hamster instead of KAG, it would be dead by now.

  8. 40
    Awarded: Sep 4, 2023

    Masochist

    You've been on the forums for over 4 years. You could have escaped while you had the chance... but you didn't. Is it because you *like* pain? Or does it simply make you feel all warm and glowy on the inside? We worry about you.

  9. 30
    Awarded: Jun 14, 2015

    Mathusalem Fag

    You've been on the forums for over 3 years. Please seek professional help.

  10. 20
    Awarded: Sep 21, 2013

    Old Fag

    You've been on the forums for over 2 years. Go home, forum whore! ...oh wait, this *is* your home. Sorry, our bad.

  11. 10
    Awarded: May 23, 2013

    Nerd

    You've been on the forums for over a year. Hope you spent some of that time with your family...

  12. 5
    Awarded: May 23, 2013

    Not a total nub

    You've been on the forums for over 6 months. Hopefully you've learned something.

  13. 5
    Awarded: Mar 31, 2013

    I Like It a Lot

    Your messages have been liked 25 times. Keep up the good work!

  14. 1
    Awarded: Feb 21, 2013

    Somebody Likes You

    Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!

  15. 10
    Awarded: Feb 24, 2012

    Premium Player

    You've bought one of our games! Thanks! :D

  16. 1
    Awarded: Sep 22, 2011

    First Message

    Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this. Welcome to the community! Here's hoping you enjoy your stay. :)