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Trophies Awarded to matasm

  1. 90
    Awarded: Mar 8, 2023

    Nostalgia

    "Every once in a while I get a strong urge to come back to this god-forsaken place. I miss y’all too much sometimes I guess - Areo" You have been on the forums for 9 years. Over a tenth of your life, that you are never getting back. We hope you made some good memories.

  2. 80
    Awarded: Mar 8, 2023

    They Still Hand These Things Out?

    You've been on the forums for over 8 years. Here: a cheap, plastic, mandatory participation trophy. Your life is a lie.

  3. 70
    Awarded: Mar 8, 2023

    Get Off My Damn Lawn!

    You've been on the forums for over 7 years. You were a kid once. Now, you've been here longer than most members have been alive.

  4. 60
    Awarded: Mar 8, 2023

    Stockholm Syndrome

    You've been on the forums for over 6 years. If you're expecting a gift of candy then you've misapprehended the nature of our relationship.

  5. 50
    Awarded: Mar 4, 2019

    Forum Elder

    You've been on the forums for over 5 years. If you had bought a hamster instead of KAG, it would be dead by now.

  6. 40
    Awarded: May 20, 2017

    Masochist

    You've been on the forums for over 4 years. You could have escaped while you had the chance... but you didn't. Is it because you *like* pain? Or does it simply make you feel all warm and glowy on the inside? We worry about you.

  7. 30
    Awarded: Jul 28, 2016

    Mathusalem Fag

    You've been on the forums for over 3 years. Please seek professional help.

  8. 20
    Awarded: May 18, 2015

    Old Fag

    You've been on the forums for over 2 years. Go home, forum whore! ...oh wait, this *is* your home. Sorry, our bad.

  9. 10
    Awarded: May 20, 2014

    Nerd

    You've been on the forums for over a year. Hope you spent some of that time with your family...

  10. 5
    Awarded: Nov 16, 2013

    Not a total nub

    You've been on the forums for over 6 months. Hopefully you've learned something.

  11. 10
    Awarded: May 18, 2013

    Premium Player

    You've bought one of our games! Thanks! :D