The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

All those master, mediocre and miserable haikuists out there, your time has come! Post your haikus related in some way to kag and tell other players your woes and victories through the art of this awesome Japanese poetry.

For those new to haikus, don't be scared off as anyone can write a haiku-they are essentially just three lines with the first line having 5 syllables, the second having 7 and the third having 5 also, they don't need to rhyme. e.g.-

The noob has no luck,
He has been gibbed many times,
By the mighty pro

Your haiku does not have to follow these syllable rules but what makes a good haiku is simplicity, a paragraph won't do. If you see a great haiku, like it rather than comment on it as we want to keep this thread 90% actual haikus rather than people writing stuff about haikus. Feel free to post more than one haiku and if you want you could link it to the haiku above yours to express your opinion of it

This is purely for fun so enjoy it

To start the thread off here is one of my haikus:

There once was a hat,
That made you look like a twat,
Made from the hair of a guards cat.

//EDIT by FBB: made this into the general poetry thread, rather than have several different threads floating about. Just make sure the poems are at least vaguely related to KAG.

 

Silhouette rises
Comes the feared builder Pixie!
Everyone ragequits.

 

Haikus are so gay
I haven't got much to say
I quite like haikus

Builders are so shit
Who put the doors on the ground
please don't open them

Bombjumping knight! ban!
he is clearly a hacker
'cause archer no fly

Oh look an archer
Sit in his tower all day
No way to counter

 

The slash of a blade,
Crystal clarity pervades,
The blood-lust Blossoms.

 

Builders tunneling
Back of base
KAG is like that

The egotistic knight fights
His adversary dead
2525

 

Gave it a go. If it's wrong, it's wrong and that's fine by me.

 

Something tells me you don't know how to read the OP. :P

Now for something that happens to me quite regularly.

Prepares to block slash
Hit by fiend with the high ping
Goes on a nice trip

 

Haikus are not about syllables. Its an entirely different concept in japanese, its just syllable is the closest english language analogy we have.

Good day sir you dunce
my haikus are so legit
you cannot deny

 

If i were a guard,
The world would be quite scarred But,
I am not a guard.

The admin was new,
He had no clue what to do,
So he spammed F3.

 

Our builders are dumb
Goddamn stop holding the door
And there goes our base

 

There was once a builder
On 0 spawn
Who left open the door and killed us all

Our admins
So powerless and small
To share there bans for one And all

KAG Forums so huge and addictive
Makes me want to read my 11 alerts to one and all

There was a furious knight
So stupid and dumb
Who bombed the tower and killed us all

The portals
Noob builders building them all
Loosing the game in less than 2 minutes

Sorry if its not good my first time

 

DeathArrow used all,
So much it became uncool,
And it killed us all.
(variety is important DeathArrow)

 

Yeah sorry I guess that was my first time ill learn sorry

 

gard gard gard gard gard
who's calling there, sweety?
it me gard they greif

 

Sentence,
Sentence,
Sentence,
Haikus are clearly not my preference.

 

The plains howling,
Two doors placed at ground level,
What a fucking noob.

 

Griefer runs amok,
no admins here to stop them,
Now the match is lost.

 

Lord is oppressive,
To his loyal followers,
The bugg revolt starts.