The Kiting Clan - Oxygen Brothers

The Greatest Of Them All
Players Who Have Seen Countless Stalemates
And Will See Many More
Every Clan Ever, Prepare Your Butts To Tie Against us.
Because We Are........... Kite Clan
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The Kitstitution

CONSTITUTION OF THE KITING CLAN [Kite

SECTION I.1 - PREAMBLE
A kiter's life is defined by honesty, integrity, good kitesmanship, good oxygen, and kiting like a motherfucker.

Section I.2 - ACRONYM OF KITE
2.0 is the best clan ever
K ings
I ntellectual
T remendously Big Kite Strings
E wesome

SECTION II.1 - CODE OF KITER'S HONOR

1. The use of the left click button may never be excused.
2. Every kite has a second chance.
3. There are an infinite amount of second chances
3. Bombs and boulders are permitted only to permit mobility.
4. Be cool, don't be a jojodud.
5. You can eat burgers
6. Trampolines are a kiters best friend.
7. Once a kiter always a kiter.

SECTION II.2 - BILL OF KITER RIGHTS

1. A kiter has the right to freedom, to use his kite whenever he wishes.
2. A kiter has the right to justice, to not be improperly kited upon, and to not to be abused for his own kiting.
3. A kiter has the right to honor, to be a coolest dude and to be a hip and swell brother.


SECTION III.1 - THINGS KITERS SAY

1. "We know what we are, but know not what we may be." -Weman713
2" you just got kited!" - [Kite]yCity
3. "May the wind blow forever in your favor" - Weman713
4. "Another one kites the dust." -
5. "u jus ben kitd" - jedi
6 "Kiter? I hardly knew her" - [Kite]yCity
7. "Good oxygen may blow upon you." - Common kiter's greeting
8. "To kite, that is the only way to live." -Jorji Costanza
9. "How do i slash?" - jdi
10y1. "Let's Compare kite strings"
13. "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the kite." - Weman713
14. "There is no do, only kite." -Abraham Kiteler
15. LONG LIVE THE KITE - jdi
16. "Ascend, and be kite"
17. Kite fight
18. "You miss 100% of the kites you dont take" -Wayne Gretzky
-Michael Scott

SECTION III.2 - THINGS KITERS DON'T SAY

1. "Yo, you got a sexy dick." - MrIcarus
2. "I like to use my sword" - Dirty peon
3. "how do i shield"

SECTION III.3 - KITER'S OATH

"I, (insert name), agree to abide by the code and law of the Kiting Clan. I will act with good faith, honestry, integrity, and good oxygen. I will not use my sword and I will give everyone a second chance.
I promise to do the best possible, and will never never bite the dust. I never say Things That Kiters Don't Say, and " always say the Things Kiters say. I will not be uncool. I am a hip gent.

KITERS SIGN BELOW-
Weman713 aka Kiteman713
Kitatobird aka K!T3M@$T3R aka KiteWithTheWind aka BornToBeKite aka Potatokite
Mr "Yo, you got a sexy dick." Icarus
[KiteyCity ~ The cool Kiteguy





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Professional MLG Kiters

Weman713 - aka Kiteman713 Kite String
MrIcarus - aka Mr "Yo, you got a sexy dick." Icarus Kite String
kittycity - aka [KiteyCity ~ The cool Kiteguy Kite String
Paralogia aka HURRICANE KITERINA Kite String
Potatobird aka Kitatobird aka K!T3M@$T3R aka Potatokite Aquamarine String
CowboyDan aka KiteboyDan Shield String
JediofTheReich aka JediofTheKite Bad Baddieson String
Jigsaw aka JigKite360scope One Centimeter String

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KITER RANKS AND PROGRESSION (FROM HIGH TO LOW)
1. Kite String
2. Black String
3. Aquamarine String
4. Mauve String
5. Shield String
6. Dirty Dude String
7. Bad Baddieson String
8. Starterson String
9. Rookie String
10. One Centimeter String

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Can confirm is the best clan, and is better than jojodud. (jk)

 

ASCEND BEYOND THY SWORD

 

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When we speak of kites, we do not simply talk of nylon or canvas stretched over wooden dowels attached to a string with a variety of decorations attached. We speak of the love between men, the rise of humanity to a higher planar form. A kiter is one who contains within him the power to change the world from within. The oxygen that hoists kites above all else is the same that we breathe, the same that makes us true Kitesmen.

We are Kite Clan, we do not forgive, we do not forget.

 

Can we move to competitive @Skinney

 

What the hell ? 0_0 i hope it's a joke ? What gonna become [Syn] and [hat] if you have jiggy and kitty in this clan ?

 

Plz can I be honorary water kite type?

 

no

 

He didn't Idiot