Make a wish and ruin someone else's

granted but it wasn't the horny you wanted people started getting rhinovirus and their faces turned into rhino heads
i wish i wasn't so stupid

 

Granted but your fat
I wish I wasn't pink

 

granted but now you're hot pink
i wish for ice cream that isn't messed up

 

Granted, but it was stolen by aliens
I wish some explosive powder

 

granted but the cashier at walmart put your strike anywhere matches in the same bag
i wish i was popular

 

Granted, but you were popular for falling into the 346m deep cow shit
I wish to never poop

 

granted but you became so constipated and the shit built up to 1e+250 PSI and you exploded into a shower of shit. 2 girls 1 one cup then released a new video following your shitstorm
i wish i could live in redwall abbey

 

Granted, but after a day o living all, which was red, falled on your head
I wish a pony without anything bad in it

 

granted but your stupid got to it and it became unaware of gravity and flew off into space with you riding on it and your head go boom boom
i wish for bambam

 

Granted, but during that nobody get what was your wish, people thought you're mad and mentally unstable, so they locked you in madhouse in a lonely room...
I wish Magnets for fridge...

 

They were radioactive, so you died soon.
I wish chocolates - infinite chocolats

 

Granted, but chocolate was infinite, so you drowned in it...
I wish 3D TV...

 

granted but it was 4d and the violence in underworld got to you and you died. horrifically.
i wish there were a few clones of me to play games

 

Granted, but your clones received all your fun so you suicide due to boredom.
I wish a cup of lemonad

 

Granted, but it was 100 years old lemonade. After you drank lemonade, you got sick and died. Sadly no one came to your funeral
I wish everyone be happy

 

Granted, but they were happy coz they laughed a lot under you.
I wish pigs will never be killed.

 

Granted, but now they have overbred and taken over the earth as our Pig Overlords.
I wish I was a doubledick dude.

 

Granted, but then your second dick grew a second body which got all the ladies.
I wish that more people I know played Smite ;-;

 

Granted, but they played so much that they died soon.
I wish cows be happy(they are too good and nya to be da lords!)

 

granted but their happiness made their hearts and brains expand and then they fucked you up
i wish i was comfortable in life (i know what's coming next...)