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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but it wasn't the horny you wanted people started getting rhinovirus and their faces turned into rhino heads
    i wish i wasn't so stupid
     
  2. ieatpieandlikepie

    ieatpieandlikepie Drill Rusher

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    Granted but your fat
    I wish I wasn't pink
     
  3. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but now you're hot pink
    i wish for ice cream that isn't messed up
     
  4. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but it was stolen by aliens
    I wish some explosive powder
     
  5. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but the cashier at walmart put your strike anywhere matches in the same bag
    i wish i was popular
     
  6. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but you were popular for falling into the 346m deep cow shit
    I wish to never poop
     
  7. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but you became so constipated and the shit built up to 1e+250 PSI and you exploded into a shower of shit. 2 girls 1 one cup then released a new video following your shitstorm
    i wish i could live in redwall abbey
     
  8. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but after a day o living all, which was red, falled on your head
    I wish a pony without anything bad in it
     
  9. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but your stupid got to it and it became unaware of gravity and flew off into space with you riding on it and your head go boom boom
    i wish for bambam
     
  10. Biurza

    Biurza E X T R A T H I C C Staff Alumni Donator
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    Granted, but during that nobody get what was your wish, people thought you're mad and mentally unstable, so they locked you in madhouse in a lonely room...
    I wish Magnets for fridge...
     
  11. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    They were radioactive, so you died soon.
    I wish chocolates - infinite chocolats
     
  12. Biurza

    Biurza E X T R A T H I C C Staff Alumni Donator
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    Granted, but chocolate was infinite, so you drowned in it...
    I wish 3D TV... ::P:
     
  13. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but it was 4d and the violence in underworld got to you and you died. horrifically.
    i wish there were a few clones of me to play games
     
  14. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but your clones received all your fun so you suicide due to boredom.
    I wish a cup of lemonad
     
  15. Biurza

    Biurza E X T R A T H I C C Staff Alumni Donator
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    Granted, but it was 100 years old lemonade. After you drank lemonade, you got sick and died. Sadly no one came to your funeral ::(:
    I wish everyone be happy ::D:
     
  16. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but they were happy coz they laughed a lot under you.
    I wish pigs will never be killed.
     
  17. TheAverageMan

    TheAverageMan Shark Slayer
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    Granted, but now they have overbred and taken over the earth as our Pig Overlords.
    I wish I was a doubledick dude.
     
  18. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but then your second dick grew a second body which got all the ladies.
    I wish that more people I know played Smite ;-;
     
  19. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Granted, but they played so much that they died soon.
    I wish cows be happy(they are too good and nya to be da lords!)
     
  20. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    granted but their happiness made their hearts and brains expand and then they fucked you up
    i wish i was comfortable in life (i know what's coming next...)