Comments on Profile Post by Hella

Also water floater? That's War's job not mine :P

I fly, I float, I swim, A REAL SHARK

Obviously.

I'm afraid i have the moves of a cat (Hella) on the dance floor, you cannot tell me what to do, peasant!

Pfft. Like you can dance.

You'd be suprised ^.^

In a good way, or a less good way? :3

Maybe i should let you decide when you see it. ^.^

Ok. When, where, how, why, whom, and which? :>

Tonight, My basement, via the secret dance floor I have, because justi is a munchkin and there is nothing anyone can do about it and the secret dance floor on the left. The right one seems to be bugged.

Is the disco ball working? I can't dance without that and the pole!

There are many disco balls and poles to choose from. Each ranging from different sizes, styles, shapes and so on.

Good. I'm glad you've got a better selection this time around.

God damnit guys, stop making me one hundred of alerts ! :3

Oh this is a totally brand spanking new basement good sir. The other one happened to be my bomb making facility :3 Good thing you was drunk on milk-shake c:

You love being popular really. :>

Should not have commented then War :P

Hmmm?

It's funny because I can let you all be bitch tits and annoy war then just delete the entire post so this nice lil piece of history is partially lost :3 (partially because Kouji is a fag and will end up bringing it back -.-)

Kouji is a very nice fag. Don't be so abusive!

^

But they tortured me into this :'C All 3 of them. Violence is the only know remedy of this pain 'oh so great and wise Hella'

Piss of justi :3

Anyways Hella this has gone far from what you said. Why would I change it to yours? Is there a particular reason apart from being "better"?

Hella's avatar rock's. Deal with it.

Alas, violence is indeed the only remedy to this pain. Therefore, you should be violent towards yourself to the point that all others take pity on you, and then you can reveal that you'd actually just kidnapped a lesser known celebrity actor to pretend to be you. Then, and only then, will you be successful.

Also, yes, I am better in all ways. Look at my handsome face. LOOK AT IT.

I'm a very wise young person, 'ya know?

Are you an actor, Justi? :3

This isn't sarcasm for once! I'm not smart, but i'm much wiser than you people take me for. ;P

Handsome? Nothing shall beat Justi's one and only sexy 100% british (yes it is at a buy one get one free price too :3) voice. Also where could I get one of these "lesser celebrities" ?
*Looks at KAG forums/Members/Hella - KAG celebrity- Lesser celebrity on planet Earth*
Hey Hella, can I borrow you for a secong? >:D

Justi you are a face/ass wipe. Deal with it.

1. I also am 100% British.
2. I am not an actor at all; I'm so good at the arts theatric that I surpass all actorial needs.
3. No.
4. Why would Justi be used to wipe a donkey?
5. Fuck you all.
6. I'm 100% British, bitches.

You can tell i'm loved because i get a whole extra box to myself. >:D

Fuck the rest of the conversation. Why? because Justi always comes up with shit that makes me laugh my head off! :D

Don't even bloody say you aim to please!

Y'know, he aims to please.

Well, you know about 'dat 100% British humor. ^.^

Nope I don't. Even though I am 95% British :3

I'm just good with humor, i've had a natural talent at making others laugh. Except Hella. He's always grumpy. ^.^

It's that 5%, y'see? It makes all the difference. Humans are different from chimpanzees by 5% in their genetics.
In the same way, Brits are different from Pumpkingslice by 5%, which means not only do we have more stylish hair, we also have less of our homes being cut down.

But I live in gourd lands. Real men don't have homes we walk about like tramps :3 only we are not tramps. Also that 5% is the secret mixture of asian spice justi put in the bowl.

Tramps don't always walk around. What if this particular tramp was crippled? What if he prefered to sit down a lot?

LEAVE ME ALONE! x'c

Back this train up a second, this WHOLE thing has pretty much turned into a debate.

:D TRAINS!!!!! ZYOOM ZYOOM ZYOOM :D

*Justi stamp of approval, retard edition*

Isn't that the only edition of the Justi stamp of approval?

Oh no, we have the regular edition (We've ran out), the chocolate sunday edition (Not edible) and the cold cash edition (Not given up front).

Lol justi :D