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Comments on Profile Post by Ghozt

  1. thebonesauce
    thebonesauce
    Quick question, what in the blue blazing dick is a yazzihamper?!
    Jun 29, 2012
  2. GloriousToast
    GloriousToast
    this is your forum?! you greedy mod, i thought this was everyone's forum. D:
    Jun 29, 2012
  3. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Thank you Ghozt.

    A yazzihamper, sauce, is basically a dislikable/obnoxious person. ;) On of my more favourite words in the English language. :P

    Of course it's my forum, GT! All of you, even Shad, are simply here on my good graces. :p (Yes of course it's everyone's forum, but 'everyone' doesn't include horrible trolls and every snarge that happens to wander past--something I was highlighting for M. t).
    Jun 30, 2012
  4. ImAwesome
    ImAwesome
    God u were definitely angry when you wrote that.Seriously size 5 bright blue bold writing!
    Jul 1, 2012
  5. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Heh. Less angry and more me being annoyed at willful jerkishness and/or stupidity.

    I generally don't mind people doing/saying foolish things, but when they display a tendency to do it *repeatedly* I find myself looking for a way to clock them 'round the back of the head and hopefully bring them to their senses.
    Jul 1, 2012
  6. Ghozt
    Ghozt
    U shud no tht u fol fuziblubarn neva gets angry at any1 nt evn stupd pople
    Jul 1, 2012
  7. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Hahahahahahaha! :D If only.... :p
    Jul 1, 2012
  8. Ghozt
    Ghozt
    Jul 1, 2012
  9. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    You just want some general feedback? Or are you looking for more specific, editorial stuff? 'Cos I'm not really in a space to do that latter atm.

    Generally speaking though:
    -The flow of the story looks good (baring one section, which I'll PM you about);
    -Seems like you've left room for character development, which is good (just make sure you *do* that);
    ...
    Jul 1, 2012
  10. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    ...
    -Given the story format you've chosen (1st person-narration) take care to make sure you're writing with an active voice (e.g. try "beings creeping up on me" instead of "beings that might be creeping up on me");
    -You seem undecided as to whether you're telling the story in Past or Present tense. Pick one and stick to it (as chopping & changing mid chapter is confusing);
    ...
    Jul 1, 2012
  11. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    ...
    -Take *extra care* that the subject(s) and verb(s) in your sentences agree (i.e. are either all _plural_ or all _singular_. Never a mix of the two.) e.g. "I keep my gain hidden" rather than "I keep my gains hidden" --> the first is incorrect because the character has collected multiple items (multiple sticks AND multiple rocks).

    It looks to be a good story. I'll PM you some proof-reading tips. ;)
    Jul 1, 2012
  12. Ghozt
    Ghozt
    Thanks a lot for some feedback, I also noticed some tense issues it's been one of the main thongs I have been trying to get right
    With character development I didn't really want to start with
    My name is Connor I am one seventy talle medium build brown hair etc etc I just think people commonly do that while writing and it sounds lazy, I will and try and do everything you Sid in part three. (my iPod)
    Jul 1, 2012
  13. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Yeah, don't worry about rushing the introduction of the characters; I find it's generally better to feed out little bits over time rather than in one big lump. Just keep it in mind as you write.
    Jul 1, 2012
  14. GloriousToast
    GloriousToast
    damn these comments i had 11 alerts out of 22 for this thing!
    so stu (jk)
    Jul 2, 2012