Comments on Profile Post by Galen

:| I shouldn't have said anything.

:(

Justi enjoys getting 50+ alerts because of his love for PumpkingSlice.

Obviously. I love everyone who spams my profile page. Every. One.

Pfft, lies.
You begged PumpkingSlice to stopped.

Oh, did I say that? Well yea, I lie. A lot. And I'm never sarcastic. Everrrr.

But you love me, right? D:

I'm sorry Hella. That BLT admin has already asked for your hand in marriage. Who am I to intervene with love?

It's not true love, Justi, not like us! We can elope to somewhere romantic, like, uh, the MOLE server! We'll 72% less rapists there!

I can't...Not after he violated you like he did...It was unnatural...

My ear wasn't meant for that!

Why the fuck is there always conversations about me without me knowing?

Then I get told of for spam.

Uh lol. I'm logging in (forums ofc) and what do I see? 12 alerts of which 8 are here :O

You should be jelly Galen. I bet Justi gets more. But then again Justi adores the attention he receives :/

Oh ya! 81 alerts.

Lol you guys fail. I get alerts and while I check those alerts I keep getting more. The cycle continues. Basically infini alerts.

You can never have anything that is truly infinite.

Your face is infinite!

It is impossible to conceive infinity; the highest you can get is a very large number. :3

This is a lie!

Nope. Completely true.
I shall include another argument:
1. An infinite something is infinitely large.
2. Nothing is bigger than the universe.
3. IF something is infinite, THEN it is bigger than the universe.
4. THEREFORE nothing can be infinite.
5. My face is not infinite.

Well Beef has a big dick.

But not an infinite one.