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Last Activity:: Aug 18, 2021

Joined:: Jun 13, 2012

Messages:: 122

Likes Received:: 256

Trophy Points:: 432

Followers 25

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Gender:: Male

Location:: Nürnberg, Germany

Occupation:: fucking in Fucking/Austria

Juaro

Haxor, Male, from Nürnberg, Germany

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break your back, smoke your mother's crack. Oct 4, 2015

Juaro was last seen:: Aug 18, 2021

1. Galen
  Crazy European, awake at 4 a.m. !
  
  :>
  
  Mar 30, 2013
  2. Juaro
    Mh...that's weird, how could you possibly know that when the time on the forums says you posted this at 2:56 AM?
    
    Mar 30, 2013
  3. Galen
    The forum lies, also, I actually meant GMT +1 you smartass.
    
    Mar 30, 2013
2. Juaro
  I once sat on my front porch and shot a squirrel in the neck. Squirrels taste funny.
  
  Mar 26, 2013
3. Lieber
  What about you? Do you want to feel my sword?
  
  Mar 9, 2013
  2. Juaro
    Honestly? Yes.
    
    Mar 9, 2013
  3. Lieber
    *grins*
    
    Mar 9, 2013
4. HardPenguin
  Welcome to the ballz clan
  
  Mar 7, 2013
5. barge74
  y is ur name blu?
  
  Feb 18, 2013
  2. Juaro
    Read up on the comments on my profile, somewhere there's the explanation.
    
    Feb 18, 2013
6. mad999
  why you banned "Mpr1nce" without explaining the reasons? and chatting wrote that "destroyed the trap of" what trap? beginning of the round, he was hundreds of miles above the earth. if you upset a double defeat could just kick.
  
  Feb 16, 2013
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  3. Juaro
    That is not of interest for you.
    
    Feb 16, 2013
  4. mad999
    it's clear))
    
    Feb 16, 2013
  5. mad999
    it was sarcasm
    
    Feb 16, 2013
7. justi01
  HANDSOME FACES UNITE
  
  Feb 14, 2013
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  2. Juaro
    HANDSOME FACES UNITE
    
    Feb 16, 2013
  3. Hella
    HANDSOME FACES UNTIE
    
    Mar 25, 2013
8. Juaro
  “My ambition is handicapped by laziness”
  
  Feb 3, 2013
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  3. Juaro
    "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. " - Frank Zappa
    
    Feb 14, 2013
  4. Hella
    "In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded." - Terry Pratchett
    
    Feb 14, 2013
  5. Kouji
    “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” - Oscar Wilde
    
    Feb 16, 2013
9. Hella
  Whassup, Jew-Arrow?
  
  Jan 31, 2013
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  2. Juaro
    Nothing, really, i'm just hella bored.
    
    Jan 31, 2013
  3. Hella
    Oh, I see, abusing my funny funny name now, are we?
    
    Jan 31, 2013
  4. Juaro
    Ditto.
    
    Jan 31, 2013
10. Juaro
  Screw orange, nothing rhymes with purple either.
  
  Jan 20, 2013
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  3. Hella
    South africa has a cool accent.
    
    Jan 31, 2013
  4. Froghead48
    how about
    " Steve Urkel, urinal"
    
    Feb 4, 2013
  5. Hella
    How about:
    "Opgesluit jou gesig, dwaas."
    
    Feb 4, 2013
11. HardPenguin
  Another badass avatar? I think I've seen this guy somewhere already...
  
  Jan 6, 2013
  2. Juaro
    Well it has to be someone smoking, but actually i get my avatars from random numbers i enter in google picture search :>
    
    Jan 6, 2013
12. Froghead48
  Why is your name teal? o.O
  
  Nov 29, 2012
  2. Juaro
    Coz i'm fabulous. Also, look in rocker2's post down here.
    
    Nov 29, 2012
13. Beef
  I mean to the black and capping! Just getting the flag is only like, less than half the map.
  
  Nov 27, 2012
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  3. Beef
    Just takes practice man, you gotta get used to the rhythm of the barrels.
    
    Nov 28, 2012
  4. Juaro
    Yeah, server is totally out of control tho with no guard/admin present, i.e. they're all catching teh kegs.
    
    Nov 28, 2012
  5. Hella
    Ahaha. Donkey Kong.
    
    Feb 13, 2013
14. rocker2
  Dat bluueee!!!!!
  
  Nov 11, 2012
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  3. UnnamedPlayer
    He won most bets on KAGoween tournament, the prize was to pick a permanent title or name color to use on the forums.
    
    Nov 20, 2012
  4. Juaro
    Exactomento.
    
    Nov 20, 2012
  5. Froghead48
    Ahhhh...... I see.
    
    Nov 29, 2012
15. Kouji
  So feel free to decide on a color for your name, or I guess I can give you the option of a custom title if you want that instead. If you go color, you can't use Purple, Green, or Red.
  
  Nov 11, 2012
  2. Froghead48
    Why does he have a colored name? i want a colored name
    :[
    
    Nov 29, 2012
16. Juaro
  In the Roman Empire a pimp was called "Villicus Puellarum", he would give the hoes names, fix their prices and he collected their money.
  
  Nov 4, 2012
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17. Ream
  Fucking? Rly? :O
  
  Sep 22, 2012
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  2. Juaro
    No. It's just a joke i make on every internet forum i'm on.
    But there's actually a city named "Fucking" in Austria and like 50 brits every year steal the sign marking the city limits. :-)
    
    Sep 22, 2012
18. Galen
  Österreich? :P Ich dachte Deutschland :O xD
  
  Aug 9, 2012
  2. Juaro
    Haha, du denkst doch nicht wirklich, mein Geburtsort wäre "Fucking" in Österreich, nur ein dummer Witz... :-D
    
    Sep 14, 2012
19. Juaro
  No Shit, Sherlock...
  
  Jun 13, 2012
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