Comments on Profile Post by UnnamedPlayer

how much moneyz did u steal?
and hopfully it wasnt gringotts bank , dem goblins rape u if u try to seal all dat.

Not quite sure, more Benjamins then I could carry on my pockets and underwear. I remember thinking: Oh fuck! Why I'm robbing a bank without a bag? I should rob a bag first!

Well , Heres what you do.
You call the police to the bag shop-While everyone's distracted stuff you're pockets with money , And if they question you , tell them its a mini dog.
Now you call the police the the bank

Don't you think they would arrest me for carrying a mini dog in my pants?

OF COURSE NOT!

There is no rule against getting a bj from your dog. :)

I'm pretty sure that most countries have laws against that.

Oh rlly? D:

I must be a criminal than..

''most''
bullshit.