Well, there's also the chainsaws I juggle with my off hand while keeping a grizzly bear at bay using a sledgehammer held between my toes... But I figured that was assumed knowledge and par for the course.
Ah, so they were basically pacified? You had it easy, son. Back in my day, all the grizzly bears we had to fight while playing the good old video games were either 3 seperate bears, or part walrus, and, let me tell you, having bloody great tusks sticking out of your face does nothing to improve tempers!
It didn't help that they had no opposable thumbs to wipe of the blood on their tusks, either.
No, no, you're forgetting your basic biochemisty: PCP plus alcohol makes them all pissed off and superstrong. It's like trying to fight three blenders turned inside out the size of fridges--even if their claws miss you they freaking take out the structural support of the room our in and bring the building down on top of you.
Hell yeah he does. How do you think he communicates with the spacestations, semaphore? Don't be silly, FBB. Not even elves are that good with a pair of massively oversized flags.
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