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Comments on Profile Post by Juaro

  1. Hella
    Hella
    Turtle, kirtle, burble, turgal, curdle, burgle, dirndl, girdle, gurgle, gerbil, etc.

    Good enough?
    Jan 31, 2013
  2. Juaro
    Juaro
    None of these really "rhyme" with purple, they all sound quite like it, but unless you pronounce the second "p" in purple like a "b", it won't work. Maybe you weird brits pronounce it differently than i would.
    Jan 31, 2013
  3. Hella
    Hella
    They're near rhymes and would work if you hit them into the poem hard enough.
    Jan 31, 2013
  4. Juaro
    Juaro
    Clear rhymes only, no dirty business in here!
    Jan 31, 2013
  5. Hella
    Hella
    Dirty business is like a turtle,
    But my dick isn't purple,
    Now put on this girdle,
    It goes with your dirndl.

    Bitch.
    Jan 31, 2013
  6. Juaro
    Juaro
    Dirty rhymes are a mans oblivion,
    once thought of, they turn bolivian.
    Having said that is my point,
    come with me and smoke a joint.

    Yeah, so you're basically bolivian now.
    Jan 31, 2013
  7. Hella
    Hella
    Is that a bad thing?
    Jan 31, 2013
  8. Juaro
    Juaro
    No idea. It could be. But then again you're british, so... anything's better than british, even south african.
    Jan 31, 2013
  9. Hella
    Hella
    South africa has a cool accent.
    Jan 31, 2013
  10. Froghead48
    Froghead48
    how about
    " Steve Urkel, urinal"
    Feb 4, 2013
  11. Hella
    Hella
    How about:
    "Opgesluit jou gesig, dwaas."
    Feb 4, 2013