Comments on Profile Post by Hella

No, its Pollockitians and their life-threatening new legislation.

I think you'll change your mind if you mullet over.

I've already haddock a think about it.

Clearly, you're in trout about the whole thing.

I am. But I've decided, that most people are two daced, and that they only tell me what they want me to believe.

Now you're just carping on.

No I'm not, i'm a dab hand at telling if people are lying.

It's true, a lot of people are really obvious when gillty, but there's a time and a plaice for whaled accusations.

I'm not normally the one making the accusations. They normally come from someone who has flippered out, I often make my point when they've finnished.

Still, if we leave politics to salmon else, then we have to dance to their tuna.

*plays soft bass in background*

Fish puns. Great. Love the picture though.

The end.

Cleggy, I think we desperately need kelp. Psychological kelp.

You guys should dolphinately scale back on these fish puns if you want to avoid turtle disaster.... Nah I'm talking Pollocks.

And you just stole that from a website. I know you mean whale, but use it in original contexts if you steal them. ;-;

It was a test, to see how seriously you were taking these fish puns, whether you were..... Dedicated enough to check a website for those using foul play. I am afraid to say you have failed this test dramatically and require help I cannot offer. Hence I recommend you seek leibers wizarding expertise for a cure.

Did I krill it?

I fish you did.

No? No. Okay.