Comments on Profile Post by Alpaca

Nop. LagscaliBrilly is the literal combination of me and Brilly. I have the worst ping ever while Brilly has the best. Imagine fighting a 300 ping teleporter who has a 0 ping ninja rampaging around.

wait, so you're lagscalibur, and brilly wields you in order to wreak mass destruction?

No. We're one sword. A lethal combination of good and bad ping.

then who wields you?

The Lag Goddess

oh. Who's that?

Shh

is she pretty?

So pretty that I fucked her thrice.

Damn I jelly. I can't has lagscalibrilly OR physical attractiveness D;

At least you still have Maverick

Oh yeah, I'd actually forgotten about that... *pulls out maverick trading card, throws at your lagscalibrilly trading card* MY MAVNUKE DESTROYS YOUR LAGSCALIBRILLY, AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

Actually, my real weapon of mass destruction is Evaverick, which will need some... outside interference to set up, but I can play god... or cupid, however you wanna look at it '-'

Maverick type beats knight type. But lag type beats Maverick types. I win.

Evan's special low ping ability not only counters your high ping type abilities, but also combines with mavericks baid eu boarding school ping to create Lagscalivan, countering any lagvantages that lagscalibrilly may have and forcing you into a fair fight where mav's hacks remove fair fight status and give my side auto win. Logic.

yeah you just don't get it

I fucked the Lag Goddess

thrice

So I win

damn. I jelly. we'll see who's laughing when i get Evaverick to destroy u-I MEAN... ah screw it, I am can has WMDs 2 brek ur feces sos u cant play in tourney '-'

Lag Goddess will protect me with her breasts.

Lagscalivan is 2 strong 4 lag Goddess

She's the goddess. She can easily take away the lag powers you possess.

I thought bombs kill Mav

^

nuu, she can't do nutting agAINst hr stronger sister ping goddess, and she on our sied. Also brilly, one does not simply kill maverick with a bomb, or at all for that matter. In order to kill maverick, one must exploit his one true weakness, which i would have to be a moron to tell you '-'

Ping goddess does not exist, what do you think we are, morons? :)

my atheism renders ur lag goddess's pwrz useless against mai team. get reckt.

lol atheism.
You're just jelly you didn't get to motorboat those breasts man.

lolno

Stay made cause I'm motorboatin dose fiiiiiine breaststs

perVERT i dun juj gurlz 4 deir brest size im all bout dah face nd hair '-'

Oh those things? those are even better than her breaststs.

Ikr?

nop you dont know cause you never got to have sex with them. stay jelly ^_^

... Have sex with hair? I'm not quite sure why you consider that an accomplishment...

its the best

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