Comments on Profile Post by MCrypa

The fridge and pantry are there and there, you know where we keep the saucepans, and if you can't see the stove I'll book you in for an eye appointment tomorrow morning. Make it yourself, dear; it's time you learned.

But okaaaasaaaan. You said you'd make me bento today! :<

No, I said I'd make it if you cleaned the house-- which looks like a bomb recently went off in it.

If you're going to be like that, I'm going to move out. See you on the other side (never).

That's okay dear; we'll just install a pool table & some poker machines in your old room. Lighten up the place some. <3

I hate you! *sobs - runs away*

Naww. Isn't he so cute? And hilariously easy to wind up too.

*lays out the bento prepared before anyone got home*

Ah well, I guess he can have this when he gets back. Sheesh; I hope the kid soon learns to take a joke...

-> Is dead

That's the spirit! Now eat up, or you'll never grow to be big and strong and 6 ft tall. ^_^

Right, Okasan-sama :) As you demand.

Good boy. I may even give you a doggy treat later.

Okasan. You know I only like cat food. It's like you don't know me, and I'm your own son ;.; *Cries* *Runs away* I hate you!! I wish you had died instead of otosan!

Sigh. Sorry dear, I keep forgetting that you're not like your sister. It really doesn't help that you both like to be served up the same-- honestly, you'd think the two of you were trying to confuse me as to which white bowl of broth is who...

*Locks door* then... then.. I'll eat imouto! *Slurp*

Ahh. Warms the cockles of my heart. <3

Okasan, happy now? I ate her all up. Imouto is empty, dry now. This is what you get!! *shower turns on*

Good, good. Just so long as you don't go to bed hungry; you know how tiresome I find force-feeding.

I'll leave your sister's bowl on the counter for her to regenerate overnight.

Shinde kudasai, Okasama.

I love you too, dear; now go to bed, you've got a big day ahead of you! ^_^

Tsukareta. Oyasumi nasai. Baka okasan.

SLEEP!!!

Or no bento for your packed lunch tomorrow, you'll have to make do with celery sticks and peanut butter instead.

EEEK.

*Pretends to snore*

>_>

Keep it up, kiddo. I'll be in the next room reading. Don't go getting any ideas...