Comments on Profile Post by Hella

Of course dear. What with the pre-nup and all that.

I'm genuinely confused now. I seem to be married or getting married to most people. :/

All ur marriages r belong 2 me. Your other ex-spouses will have to go fine someone else. You are my wife & Ali is the love of my life, and that's all there is to it.

But I'm also Cerbercre's wife, and WanderMark's partner. This is all very confusing and thoroughly bigamous.

Hmm. If it had been anyone but those two I would have told you to never see them again, but as it stands I'm prepared to enter into an agreement with them. You should be a good wife and bring them to this thread so we can discuss the details...

That implies I'm a good wife, though. In fact, I'm not even the wife in all these relationships. I'm normally the co-husband.

Okay, oyu can be an evil wife, fine with me. Hella, go be an evil wife and bring your other partners here!

I refuse.

I'll bake you cookies... :3

I accept the cookies.

Okay, cookies will be forward to you once I see your other partners here.

I do not accept those terms. If cookies are not presented peaceably, then I shall have to resort to taking them by force.

Please be my guest. All cookies currently in my possession are laced with poison. I can be prevailed upon to bake some other cookies containing the antidote, but only after partners have been presented forthwith.

Now I shall force-feed the cookies to you.

I am already immune. Did you think I wouldn't have already thought of that? Silly, silly, Hella.

Not if I poison the cookies with another, different kind of poison! Ahaha!

Have fun finding one that works, dear. I was quite thorough.

It will be fun, because nails make an excellent poison.

Out of interest, are you using galvanized or the regular kind?

A mix of both. I think there are also some thumb-tacks in there

Ohhh! Where they *brass* thumb-tacks by any chance?

Nope. Cotton.

Brown cotton?

It will be in 3 days time.

Excellent... >:}