Comments on Profile Post by Sgnt_Sneeky-Pants

It was an adequate reference, well done. Still not quite cigar worthy, however.

Well thass good sonny, ye know, smokin's bad fer ye lungy-majiggs! Gives ya the Cancar it does! When I was a youngin my pappy smoked thirty packs of cigarettes a day, turned him into a right ol sight. Shriveled right up like a raisin he did!

No prizes are forthcoming for you prolonged attempts at humour.

Meany-pants! )=

If you don't leave now, then I shall summon the authorities.

Umm.. You serious or joking? In the case you're serious, then I sincerely apologise for my transgressions. >=

'Allo, 'allo, 'allo. What's all this then? You look shifty to me, sirh, shifty an' *sneaky*! I certainly hope you're not about to indulge in trying for some funny business, my lad; I tell you now you'll feel the back of my hand if you do. :raised:

Sir, sir, he's trying to rape my livestock and pillage my womenfolk! ;-;

I did no such thing! I merely stole several bananas from his hatstand and built a lemonade stand on his roof. )=<

What's all this inconsistent usage of punctuation I do be seeing 'ear then? Now listen 'ear my dear chum: either you spell your stands *with* a space, or you spell 'em without; not one and then the other!

Now bend over and take you coco quietly-- any more from you and it'll be a taste of the lash for you!

I'LL NEVER SUBMIT TO YOU!! NEVER!! VIVE LA STAND RESISTANCE!!! *throws smoke bomb and jumps out window*

He won't get far. That's where I keep my bear trap collection.

*muffled cries of pain, followed by an explosion*

That would be my associate, Sgt Torts, with his RPG. Got rather a twitchy trigger finger, that one.