Comments on Profile Post by CheeseMeister

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J/O with kiss??? (no gay stuff)

yeah thats all good

also mutual touching, no mutual touching and im outtie

also i have like a bunch of leftover mince in the freezer so feel free to have it on your way out

so glad theres no gays attending though

yeah sounds all good.

i made sure no gays would be coming, i only kiss straight males.

yeah definitely

also im going to be blasting some aerosmith (nothing gay, just i dont wanna miss a thing on repeat). do you mind telling me to change the song every so often so that i can tell you no. not too often, that would be sorta gay, just every now and again

will do

also can you suck my dick until i ejac in your mouth and you swallow my semen?

i dont want you gaying up the place though..

sure thing.

i think if we do it at the same time it'll probs make it less awkward. not that it would be awkward in the first place. also you should probs wear a wig, nothing too frilly though, dont wanna gay it up

man its great to have a heterbro to jack off with

p.s ive gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now

yeah, i can surely say that we have both gotten alot of sex with the females.

that means J/O with kiss is not gay at all, probably the least gayest thing ever.

JOing is just a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness, nothing gay to see here folks

also have you watched enter the dragon

i'd like for you to learn each of the fight scenes so we can watch it during the sesh and re-enact the fight scenes, preferably while jacking one another.

i shotgun being bruce lee

afterwards you can stomp my toy collection (bring shoes, toy collection can be painful)

after re-enacting enter the dragon scenes we should probably listen to jjfish on my 5.1 surround sound system while JOing with kiss as well as choking each other with belts.

i feel that choking each other will make the climax 10x better, but will also make the whole situation not gay at all, it was probably not gay anyway. (better safe then sorry)

also bring over more then 1 crystal because it might overload with how non homo we are.

i actually think this song by nsp sums it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99njZJod2c

only difference being we're very straight and they are gay

you might want to make sure you bring your pens and some paper. glitter pens preferably. because i think it could be good if we were to write alternate lyrics to this song, and we would title it 'if we weren't gay'.

'a newborn straight guy wanks through a field
bbq sauce rains from heaven
JO crystal lights up the room
where do i keep the lube?'

of course, mutual touching while writing is 10/10 best method to avoid the gayness.

i also second jjfish, he is a lyrical genius and angelic sounding at the worst of times. probably will want to only watch his vlogs though, attractive women in his other videos will bring a negative energy to the sesh

all set then, i'll meet you tommorow.

May I get a thick man-sauce of yours pl0x? Mine's about to run out ;;

no sorry i don't JO with asians.. :(