Comments on Profile Post by Apronymous

xb4

Here's to hoping like hell that I've gotten this algebraic notation thing nailed.

When you balls up a check, I'll be sure to rub it in.

Oh, also, FIRST BLOOD (again). I'm going to sleep now, the clocks have changed and fucked up the day a little more. Now it's 4:15. ;-;

You were not threatening b4 with a pawn.
Or anything for that matter.
"Doesn't fit"

Euch. I made the same mistake you did when resetting the board. :P

Bxb4. Here's to that working.

"Or anything for that matter."
For some reason I thought you were attacking my d pawn, sure the bishop can hit that.

*fixes board setup*
xb4

Hahahahaa. I definitely fucked up my board setup. I fought that pawn was on a4. Ah well.

Nxg4. Euch.

I thought that your a pawn was on a5 and that you were pulling discovery hijinx. Then my cat knocked over the board.

On the topic of discovery hijinx, Ng5

a5. By the way, I don't claim to be good at chess, I claim to be the most adequate.

Qxg4
I'm not claiming to be good at chess either, I *know* I'm terrible.

Na6

Qf4

Nxb4

Nxf7

Nxc2.... Check.
Fuck your sneaky tactics. ;-;

>simple fork
>telegraphed for two turns straight
>apparently sneaky

*Nxc2+ ftfy
Kd1

g5

Just using a plus sign is a lot less satisfying.

Nxg5

Rf8

Nd6+

Sorry for the delay, I'd forgotten you'd gone.

UnnamedPlayer, how amny alerts has this given you??

Nope. If you played that move, your knight should be on d5. You must have knocked it a space forward or summit.

I appear to have done exactly that.
The knight was on c3, right?

Yes. This is where an electronic chessboard has it's benefits.

Quickly! Hurry up and fight me before I go to sleep!

Too late.

History teaches to attack while the enemy is weakest.

Qd6

It was all smoke and mirrors! I was only slightly sleeping, just beneath my smoke-machine-and-novelty-mirror collection.

Nxa1. I was at college, no chess board available. :P

Nxh7

Rxf2

Be3

Rc2

Qf7#

gg no re

I claim the moral victory, there. Another?

> moral victory
> more mis-plays
> you can have the moral moral victory
>
> another?
> no re

I see, you're running scared. I can understand that, I am quite the imposing individual.

Ye Gods! He saw right through me.

You won't catch me out. You're playing Silly Buggers with me, and I just played a hand of aces.

-Momentarily flips the table, ruining any chance to play more chess-

*punches Pixel through the wall*

*punches the wall through Pixel*