Comments on Profile Post by MelMinaya

I am poor, I can only live only 5 month on my savings. :c

I can only live 0 days on my savings. :(

Live with me and we can live for 2 month on my savings.

...
But with your pizza appetite, I think it's going to be 3 weeks =\

Hm. Okay. :(

Okay?!
THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
We have to save for a portable heater. :c

Hm. Okay. :(

For ten dollas

What the hell do you think this is?
It's cow grove, not fairyland!

http://www.amazon.com/Impress-Im-702-Heater-Adjustable-Thermostat/dp/B004AQLUHC/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1403721094&sr=1-1&keywords=portable+heater

22 dollas, got it?!

Did you even see the reviews.... -_-
And I know its Cow Grove but. Whatever. It's a campo. That's why things there should be cheap!

...YES I DID.
359 > 205 funkas!
Yeah, eat that!
And...
Campo?! It's a prideful village of prideful workas! And drugies! And college dropouts!
And no, the only thing here that is cheap - food.

Sa! *rolls eyes* Drugies? Did you mean, Volkip? :D

Sa! *rolls a joint*
...
*throws it out*
Where the hell did I even get this from.
*looks around*
IM NOT!
I PRACTICE SAFE PRACTICES!
NO DRUGS NO WOMEN NO PONIES

no comment*

*comment on it

... You'll see

;D

I has 5 USA dollar.

How the hell did you buy Kag.

Bank Loans.

Oh. Do you want some help paying them back?

I still have 26 dollars left to pay off.

That sucks. You won't make it. You'll die, because you'd be so old.

Hm, I suppose I can kidnap the bank owner, hold him for ransom, and then use the money to pay off my loans... Do you have any rope, duct tape, or a time-travelling nuclear bomb?

Of course! *opens his jacket

How much do you want to own me?

As in how much I pay, or how much I want you?

...
I dont want you to want me. ...
Yes, how much you will pay for each of those items. :D

Ok, stop the alerts and get a damn room, you wanna?

No, do you want anything too, Min?
*Opens the other side of the jacket
I got pizza, ancient Chinese coins, some broken bones, and Bata drums...

So now you show me the more useful items? I'll take the pizza to make Mel mad.

How much, sir?

Um, let's barter. *Dumps possessions out of duffel bag* Um, let's see. A live hare, a couple bottles of beer, a ticket stub from a POWER vs FAITH match, and a teaspoon of sugar.

A hare and beer, and the pizza is yours.

First, I need to check your criminal record. How do I know this pizza isn't part of a plot to overthrow the president?

Why, it is.