Comments on Profile Post by CaptainKyle

*swings from tree and takes gold*

Mwahaha runs away with it

Rude... Humph. :)

*Hands gold back to Marie and shoots kyle lel*

*dodges arrow and uses grappling hook to retrieve the gold and continues to run away*

*Chases after Kyle and does a bunch of parkour and flips*

Gets liv and day to help chase

Wtf, Kyle? XD

*gently pushes marie to the side* no worries i'll get him! *pulls out sniper rifle and snipes kyle*

A sniper rifle? What happened to your bow, man?

Blah to ancient

Okay... xD

*falls to the ground,dying but throws bag of gold into a river and the bag of gold floats away while my body disintegrates into ashes*

*leaps onto jet ski, and snatches up gold, then heads back to shore...just in time to watch Cap's ashes drift downstream* So long, Voldemort!! XD

*walks to the river bed a mile down the river and picks up the bag of gold and walks into the guild hq and locks it* Distraction is the best tool to any thief whether you use the tools at your availability or you use people *takes out a pick of a guy in a outfit perfectly similar to mine* heh.

Wha- but I...that really was Voldemort!

*dying i go to a river and drops the bag of gold in a small water proof crate and sends it down the river then i run to sly fox and opens cloak to reveal a suicide vest* YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! *BOOM!* *dies x.X

Okay, well, so long Kyle! *takes off running after the waterproof chest before it slides off a waterfall* xD

*a mile down from the river bed i walk to the river bed and grab the gold and hooks it on my belt then takes out a picture of a guy with a outfit completely similar to mine* Heh Distraction the perfect tool to any thief. *throws the pic in the river and walks away unseen and unheard*

*completely unaware of everything*

*pokes unaware blu with a stick* (I use sticks instead of fingers cause i've been bitten by alot of girls <_<)

I am not joking i have been bitten by girls <_< like chomp chomp on my poor, hand, arm, neck, cheek even my nose .-.

*awkward* I have to leave! Watching a movie a movie with my fam! Bye! Ttyl!

bye bye! hope you dont mind i blow up liv! *takes out detonator and blows up sly instead* >_> oh..........I put the c4 in the wrong place...........oopsie.....

LOL! this got pretty crazy!

*pulls off disguise and show that liv was me and you just blew up liv! :o* Disguises are the best! lel *accidentally steps on a button labeled nuke. Everyone dies*

...Why does do I have this under me? *Picks up C4* *Blows up* Really guys?!

Two birds one stone!

*blows up sly who was disguised as liv with dynamite* I love blowing up shizz :3

*Poof* Regenerates and spawns near Cap. Why?! What have I done?! *Hands begin to crumble into ash* I did nothing to deserve this. I was just trying to say something and I was blown up!

*sctaches snitch behind the ears and feeds her some regenerating herbs* Sorreh :3 I was aiming for sly but if it makes it up i nailed altair to a crucifix and threw him into a mud pit with pigs who are sitting on his face right now :3

*Regenerates body* Oh. Thanks. I hate it when I turn to ash. I only have nine lives. And if you ask how... I'll say because I'm a cat. I'm a cool cat. Cooler than the other cats and so I had an extra life when I was born. I had ten lives. Now I only have nine.

Get off mah status! :P

Jk.. ^_^

...*Creeps up behind Blu* Say that again! *Holds knife across throat* Seriously! Say that again!

Shut up, Jim! Go deal with Sherlock!! Jesus.... :/

No! I mean say what you said before... uh... something! What you said before or I will kill you!

Don't you mean that you'll skin me and turn me into shoes? ^_^

*Bristles angrily* I mean it! I will kill you! I am not cruel. I'll show you mercy and give you a swift death. You can only live if you tell me what you said before!

Get off mah man! *furrows brows..* Wait, that doesn't sound right. *scrolls up* Get off mah lawn! No.... *scrolls up* Get of mah status! XD

*Feels invisible hands trying to take me back to own profile* No! I won't go! Just answer my question!

*Hacks kag forums. Shuts the website down* Hey guys i got it!

*Error* KAG forums closes. Wait... what? How did it close if I'm still typing this message?

Kag Forums app? :D