Comments on Profile Post by FuzzyBlueBaron

ah now i get what your saying i was lost for a minute

I quite like these fish. I may have to modify them, but they are attractive, despite lacking brass accessories.

no brass you monster

What about fiberglass? I hear you can make really good cellos out of fiberglass these days...

I dunno, I'm not a great fan of cellos. Fiddles, maybe, definitely a little horn, but not cellos.

Oboe?

How 'bout NOboe?

The oboe is so damn hard to play! It's like, the most fragile instrument ever invented!

See, Hella? I knew you were a casual. icemusher knows where the real skill is.

I tend to find that tubas constructed from toothpaste and nail clippings are more fragile. Trust me on this one, the toothpaste never congeals at the right consistency to maintain structural integrity throughout the blow-cycle.

Granted, but iirc the MSDS for toothpaste doesn't include music creation as a safe adaption of toothpaste from its original purpose. So really, you've only yourself to blame.

I've seen worse. Once, I was unfortunate enough to have to play a trombone consisting of cardboard cutouts of Barack Obama. I assure you, it was extremely difficult to maintain an even pitch. I ended up breaking the delicate slide, and was sued for several million dollars.

Luckily, I hired an extremely good lawyer and managed to avoid the payment. I then sued the owner of the trombone back, and profited from the lawsuit greatly.
I was unable to post a profile post over 420 characters unfortunately.

Who cares about how easy it is to break doesnt everyone here only care if it is pretty