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Comments on Profile Post by Hella

  1. Gurin
    Gurin
    Why would I need to be 'shushed'? Or should I just accept the fact that I must?
    Dec 3, 2014
  2. Hella
    Hella
    I don't know. It was just a bit of friendly advice, from one traveller to another, y'know?
    Dec 3, 2014
  3. Gurin
    Gurin
    I see what you're saying now, goodday
    Dec 3, 2014
  4. Hella
    Hella
    Woah, woah, you can't just leave me here!
    Dec 3, 2014
  5. Gurin
    Gurin
    But I must get back to riding my kangaroos and feeding my pet koalas??!?
    Dec 3, 2014
  6. Hella
    Hella
    They're the danger! All them giant box-rats and drop-bears, it's out of hand.
    Dec 3, 2014
  7. Gurin
    Gurin
    That's all the movies and cartoons. Meet them in general and see how much better it is than riding a horse!
    Dec 3, 2014
  8. Hella
    Hella
    Don't the venomous spiders, venomous snakes, venomous politicians and venomous plants that infest them cause trouble? Not even some kind of slight rash or inflammation?
    Dec 3, 2014
  9. Gurin
    Gurin
    Just keep out of the bush when you can, and they wont harm you :P I've been living in the country for a few months now, and all I've had is one venomous snake in the back yard :P
    Dec 3, 2014
  10. Hella
    Hella
    You mean you've only found one of them.
    They're luring you into a false sense of security, the entire country, in fact. One day, you're going to wake up and every non-native Australian will be dead in their beds, their faces contorted into a sickening grin. The spider-snake-politician-plant consortium does not forgive, the spider-snake-politician-plant consortium does not forget.
    Dec 3, 2014