i dunno,
im not that good at makin em flow,
thats pretty true tho...
so?
how ya gonna start it?
is it gonna sound like shit?
mate ill throw u in a bull pit
and get sola to finger yo clit.
HAH bish, you gettin down low.
Careful tho, coz I'll get ma flow.
Talkin bout pits? nothin deeper then my soul.
We're on the move now, lets rock n roll.
I shoot dem suckers 3 heads at a time.
Bam bam bam way down the line.
No dissin my slit coz that's a crime.
At least my junks not hard to find.
mate stop tryna cramp mah style,
your acting like a child,
you sound so mild,
im not profound i smile,
when you say soul, i think round, high dial,
i make no crime,
i just emmit the slime,
i shine like a dime,
dont start to whine.
hey, talkin bout cum,
thats how ill make your son,
dont get jellouse
im jus fab-uless,
all teh girls want me,
cant you see?
she
thee
and in your case,
he.
He she
let it be.
If that's how you see me?
I see you as pee.
Crampin your style is what I do.
Doing what I do is not good for you.
I love to play, play hard with the girls.
When you play, it's with your pearls.
Now I see you
See right through you
When I strike
You'll have no clue.
My rhymes roll
They make you flee.
And finally you shall see.
My soul is deeper then the deepest sea
maaaate
tour digging a deep hole,
as deep as yo steep soul,
stop playin with yo creep pole,
you know that one that you keep yet you stole?
go work at coles,
your job, you only role,
one day you might have fun,
with that, your lonely soul.
mate, im as crafty as darth maul,
your as nasty as a troll.
and lastly your so low,
when you call out, you get "no"
I remember how Darth Maul ended up.
Let's replay it with me slicin you up.
I'd rather work at Coles,
Then not working at all.
Everyone starts small.
Yet your not starting at all.
My suol is deep, but it's not a black hole.
I am a creep. But not a troll.
Let's get back to darth maul.
I'll be like a spartan, and kick you down that big hole.
pfft, spartan, thats so preposterous ,
sounds a bit like my hypothesis when i was planing to cut your oesophagus,
have you had enough of this?
cus im not stoppin this
i could cut your dick on this,
its so sharp, i am winning this,
killing this,
shitin this,
are you feeling this?
its brilliant,
your spillin it,
drillin it,
you suck at it,
sniffin dick,
with sola sill at yo clit,
i'm rappin real shit.
You talk rather big for a rather small child.
I think you just made a pedo smile.
I thought pedo's were after little girls?
I guess it works, I was wrong about the pearls.
Crushing you is easier then I expected.
hold on, my rage monitor just detected.
It's picking up the anger I'm rising.
I think it's time you for you to stop fighting.
"Your winning!" Correction, your whining.
I'll be off dining.
Join me once You've started the gold mining.
I'll remember to prepare cold food.
Because it's gonna take long for you dude.
Before you start to see the bigger picture.
Look at it closely. It's me and your sister.
skank, ur rhymes are runnin cold,
i can tell your gonna fold,
this battle's growin old,
and imm about to win it, it's already sold,
my computer is growing mould,
your raps are shitty, but you are bold,
im making oats they are rolled.
that last one was irrelevant,
it sounded like an elephant, gettin hunted by the smell of it,
im talkin bout your raps, i am tellin it,
while you are sittin there i am sellin it,
you are unfit,
yet to admit,
you are yet to spit,
a rhyme to prove that you aint that shit.
That's fine be me coz I do well in the cold.
And this battle is far from old
You may be molding, and you may be sold,
However I'm not done getting you told.
Saying you won is like your trying to run.
No one leaves till I'm done.
You won't it over coz your getting owned.
You'll be like a dog, getting shame coned.
One thing your not Abels to do.
Is admit that I've beaten you.
I don't run, I'd verse Ancient Gear
Yet if you stay your defeat is near.
Don't need a blade to slice you in half.
My words are weapons, that's good enough.
The last thing you'll ever see.
Is a verbal rapist smiling with glee.
because my words will destroy your ass.
Wait, battles over? well that was fast.
the battle's far from gone,
and you have hardly won,
your raps are dying, sit down son *rekt*,
im just settling in, lets have some fun,
stop it with poetic licence, your grammar is some,
and ill keep dissin you even on a bottle of rum.
i can tell your wishin for this battle to be over,
maybee when i get back from drivin the rover,
one day you might be happy, on a cliff far from sober,
falling from high up now, a smile clouds over,
you forget about your lover, your child, your... oh wait you never had one your a loner.
the clouds start to clear,
your fate falls near,
so close to the ground, you can feel the fear.
you could've never won this,
not you and that lithhhhh.
Speak for yourself, kept saying you won.
Don't need to dream to make you gone.
I don't want this battle to end.
Random battles like this, we could start a trend.
We could do this all year but in the end.
There's gonna be a wall you'll hit around the next bend.
Your a decent rapper,
I'm a decent rope choker.
My words win wars and mere battles like this.
I'll leave with nothing including no hope, ahhhh.
That was me seeing the end.
The end of a great yet short coming trend.
There's still that wall around the bend.
Your about to hit it, look out! the end.
The ends so sweet, no matter how it turns out.
at this point I don't even care how it turns out.
If you win, great but if I win greater.
in the mood to dine? I'l hire a cater.
Food got cold, well that's a shame.
Speed the fuck up man, get your head in the game!
you called it a game,
this could bring you some fame,
you dont seem to care, you are just lame.
thats a petty thats a shame,
you are just one of those people, you are all the same.
so kaggit? are you just a faggit?
mate your as bad as tony abbot
'stop the boats' thats the sad bit
and if the dinners cold, ill put on my jacket.
lets heat things up stop tryna drag it.
your rhymes roll deep, just like a bad skit,
Tony Abbot? your like Obama.
Next thing you'll know is a lode of coma.
And no I'm not a faggit. And yes your a twat.
You remind me of a girl, oh yeah shes fat.
I guess it fits, wasn't counting on that.
Stop trying to end this battle. you scared? Cat!
Cat = pussy.
open your eyes, yol'see
That your about to run into a very large tree....
the crunch of teh apple is goooood
im happy i found this tree, it tastes like actual food,
your catering is shit i think the cheff was nude,
please hold back, i wouldnt want to intrude
and my favourite raps are the ones that are funny but really crude.
stop dissin obama, or ill make sure your sued, subdued and pood.
at least youl make better food for the next rap battle i persue.
maybee next time ther'l be a chellenge, i might be wrestling a jackal
and here we are back to the apple,
they will come in use, when i have u on a shackle
you should stop rappin, your writing bout jack-all,
you made a bad call
your crakin infront of all these people,
dont make this any worse, dont make the leap, you'll just fall,
cause at the end of this youl be swimmin in a spew pool.
I guess that's it, you did it.
I tried and failed now I'm finishing it.
Your rhymes are better then mine.
It even takes you less time.
Your not making any crime,
your shining like a dime!
I guess we know what was around the bend
Besides the wall and a bad trend.
It was a large spar for you to sit in.
Coz after all, You win.
XD i am happy you admit,
but i am sad u have quit,
you have been a good oppenent,
and i hope that you know it,
you are as good of a rapper,
as A' Tasman was a mapper!
(iv kinda run dry too :P)
sorry i dodnt reply sooner, i ran out of net.
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