Comments on Profile Post by Galen

What have I done *this* time?

abus

Damn pun.

Sigh.

Wait! There's an admin bus? I could really use a ride! Does it have any US stops?

you just went full daddy-joke

I AM a full daddy!

*FBB is happy*

I love dad jokes. ^w^

So guys, you know how when you see a bunch of ducks flying together, they always fly in a "V" formation. You may have noticed that one of the sides of the "V" is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

No?

It's because there are more ducks in the longer side!

*rimshot*

Wow. That... That's potent stuff you've got there, hierbo. You could probably bottle it and sell it to people who're somehow dad-joke deprived.

So, this string walks into a bar, and he goes up to the bartender to order a drink.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here. I'll have to ask you to leave."

So the strings sitting down outside, wishing he could get a cold drink, and suddenly he has this idea!

He ruffles himself all up, and twists and turns and ties himself all up. And walks back into the bar.

And the string walks up to the bartender to order a drink again.

And the bartender says, "Heeeeey, wait a minute! Aren't you a string?"

And the string says to the bartender, "Nope! I'm A FRAYED KNOT!"

oh gee

That's gee, gee. Silly Galen.

Also, what's big, black, and if it jumps you from out of a tree will probably kill you?

A piano. ^_^

Damn 20 alerts…

Come on guys! That string one was one of the best dad jokes I've got!

It's an oldie and a goodie, herb (sorry; that's what your name has become in my mind). Got any other gems?

I could do with some jokes.