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Comments on Profile Post by FuzzyBlueBaron

  1. startselect3
    startselect3
    That's pretty fucking cool.
    Feb 24, 2015
  2. icemusher
    icemusher
    A new reason to move to Australia!
    Feb 25, 2015
  3. Sytoplasma
    Sytoplasma
    NOOOO THEY HAD THE SAME IDEA AS ME CRAP
    Feb 26, 2015
  4. Sytoplasma
    Sytoplasma
    Time for Plan B: learn German Longsword and move to Australia.
    Feb 26, 2015
  5. PUNK123
    PUNK123
    id rather watch 2 people fight to the death more interesting they should've kept it "kayfabe"so it wasn't obvious it was fact but at the same time it would be somewhat moral
    Feb 26, 2015
  6. PUNK123
    PUNK123
    Hate to break it, but martial weapons combat was resurrected in the 60s. SCA and HEMA have full armor sword fighting.

    THT RANDOM POSTER REKT YOU ALL GG
    Feb 26, 2015
  7. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Italian longsword is where it's at. German is good, but Italian better. amirite, @Galen? @Sette1996850? :P
    Feb 26, 2015
  8. Sytoplasma
    Sytoplasma
    @Galen you must defend Germony!
    Feb 26, 2015
  9. Sytoplasma
    Sytoplasma
    Besides, who wants to spend a whole fight defending?
    Feb 26, 2015
  10. AmestriStephen
    AmestriStephen
    italy shreks ur butts, you nazi gal00n
    Feb 26, 2015
  11. Galen
    Galen
    pls no italia i thought we frendz !!!
    Feb 26, 2015
  12. Galen
    Galen
    Longswords are bad. It's all about EINEINHALBHÄNDER(s). Also you can't really compare Italian and German blacksmithship because Europe in general had a pretty damn high level of skill in that regard (even better than Japanese blacksmiths [yes, a european longsword is better than a katana, c'mon and flame me you heretics!]).
    Feb 26, 2015
  13. Galen
    Galen
    tl;dr: europe as one is something you can compare, but comparing individual countries is pretty stupid because blacksmithship/skills got mixed a shitton of times due to people moving/migration.
    Feb 26, 2015
  14. AmestriStephen
    AmestriStephen
    i lob u galen dont worry... its just... well, its italy's fault :'(
    Feb 26, 2015
  15. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    @Galen - my German is somewhat non-existant but an image search of EINEINHALBHÄNDER just brought up a bunch of pictures of longswords (and a lot of people fucking around with then displaying shitty footwork and/or not wearing any protective gear beyond some gloves).
    Feb 26, 2015
  16. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Actually, I was talking less about the smithing of the swords (totes agree with you btw--the Japanese didn't have the coke/coal to do some of the stuff the European smiths came up with) and more about the schools of swordplay.
    Feb 26, 2015
  17. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    The two major schools that I've encountered are German and Italian--the only real difference that I've seen between (at this point) being that of the two schools the German generally works better (and is safer for you) when facing people who have no clue about swordplay (and are just flailing their blade about), whereas Italian seems to be more tightly focused on dealing with opponents who know what they're doing.
    Feb 26, 2015
  18. AmestriStephen
    AmestriStephen
    like in kag
    italians tha best MAMMA MIA PIZZERIA
    Feb 26, 2015
  19. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Haha. Only if you're having a duel though, Sette. In the middle of a meat-grinder/battlefield were you're more likely to encounter opponents of the flailing variety, personally German strikes me as the more pragmatic option.

    So, ofc, in battle the best would be to keep swapping styles depending on who you're facing. Versatility wins! :p
    Feb 26, 2015
  20. AmestriStephen
    Feb 26, 2015
  21. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    If it's a comfort though; in the majority of historical clashes between master swordsmen (generally bc there was an argument about who was "bist night") the guy who'd studied under the Italian school won. Basically it just boils down to one style is more suited to dealing with pubs, the other dealing with pros.
    Feb 26, 2015
  22. Sytoplasma
    Sytoplasma
    Like the two styles of KAG archery: aiming and not-aiming!
    Feb 27, 2015
  23. icemusher
    icemusher
    Why the hell did I post on this, 19 alerts.
    Feb 27, 2015
  24. Sytoplasma
    Sytoplasma
    >:^)
    Feb 27, 2015
  25. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    I always tell people "think before you post" but they never listen...
    Feb 27, 2015
  26. icemusher
    icemusher
    How was I supposed to know I was going to receive a crapload of spam?!
    Feb 27, 2015
  27. Galen
    Galen
    @FuzzyBlueBaron a real longsword is a "Zweihänder". Meaning that you must grab it with both hands to be able to control it properly (the blades of those weren't necessarily longer than those of a "Eineinhalbhänder", just the handle was longer so that you could comfortably hold it with both hands) - Medieval times.

    mfw post count limit
    Feb 27, 2015
  28. Galen
    Galen
    In ancient times, people refer to Germanic swords as longswords, mostly because they were a lot longer than your average Roman gladius (aka short sword). The Romans had longswords as well, mostly for their cavalry units (Spathas).
    Feb 27, 2015
  29. Galen
    Galen
    (spathas were the swords you nitpickers)
    Feb 27, 2015
  30. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    So the difference between Zweihänder and Eineinhalbhänder is roughly between a longsword and a bastard/hand-and-a-half?
    Feb 27, 2015
  31. Galen
    Galen
    More or less, yes.
    Feb 27, 2015
  32. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Interesting. A number of bastards did come up when I searched for Eineinhalbhänder (along with a few knives, several paintbrushes, and some scantily clad women brandishing haircombs), but the overwhelming majority of images looked to be full two-handed longswords. Clearly the internet fails at making the distinction (big surprise there :p).
    Feb 27, 2015