Comments on Profile Post by JediOfTheReich

fucken @Waky

are the cyberpolice coming :0

noh

partyvan is coming! :D

lol yes hermap fbi

rest in prison, waky and fanaticmetroid

IF YOU ADMIT TO A CRIME ON THE FORUM YOU ADMIT TO IT IRL LIFE

once i stole a dollar from my friend! le rebel!1

ill never forget the amount of entertainment I got when I was four years old and I ran around the store changing price tags.

if everyone did that there would be no wars

when the inevitable race war comes I'll be prepared

i still do that and i scream stop touching my pp if my mum tells me to stop

Now here's a story from when I was just a young boy... 6 years of age.
Found a bouncy ball on the floor of a store.
I picked up the bouncy ball thinking someone might have dropped theirs.
It's my bouncy ball now.
Leave store.
Come back next day and see that those bouncy balls were actually for sale and one had just bounced away.
I stole that bouncy ball. And I will never forgive myself.

Thanks for listening at least

one time i saw a little plastic toy thing (prob worth 5 cents) on a shelf and put it in my pocket and immediately put it back when an employee was coming walking down the aisle. almost shit my pantaloons

god sent that employee to keep you from stealing <3

stealing is wrong jedi :/

fuck you mom just keep making me hotpockets