Comments on Profile Post by LegendBeta

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DEFEND GALEN

*evades and uses inertia to slap LegendBeta*

*staggers back holding cheek, rushes forwards in a blind fury striking a flare and stuffing in galens mouth, kicks Nobby and stomps him*

*chews on flare and spits it back out again, now uses [SECRET POWER] to slice LegendBeta*

*holds arm in extreme pain and drops to knees*

Coming to the help!
*Get icepickaxe in hands*
*Smash Galen in face*

[¬º-°]¬ Defends Galen.
*Shoots poison spikes at barsuk*

*SUDDENLY, A BROWN THING APPEARS ON THE GROUND AND IT JUMPS INTO GALEN'S FACE. HE SEEMS TO BE CONFUSED... AND THAT BROWN THING IS STICKY!*

*Blocks spike with the riot shield*
*Strikes Stabborazz with ice pickaxe*

*Deflects ice pickaxe with the horns on my head, followed up by a slash with my right arm*

*Tries to defend Barsuk while fighting Galen. That poopball spell is useful!*

*Takes out a bottle*
*Turn some cloth into a fuse*
*Lights the bottle and throws into Stabborazz*

Yeah, Molotov Coctail done it work!
Woooo!

*Smash Galena in face again*

So... Uh.. have we won? That's.. That's nice...

*nob, who has been away from forums i mean from battle this entire time suddenly attacks*

Oh demnit!
*Blocks attack with riot shield*
*Stab Nobby with pickaxe*

All of the sudden the ground starts shaking... *stabborazz jups out of the ground, immediatly followed by a spike rain on Barsuk and the Poop*

*swiftly dodges*
This is boring.
Barsuk, their leader is dead. They are in panic. They are not going to win. Let's do it.
*fights*

You fool ! you are to weak to even scratch us.
*Spits a giant wave of acid at Wormy*

*pokes stabborazz*

*attacks Galen, nobby and stabbo*

*Stands back up on two legs from nowhere and smacks Nobby around the head with his baseball bat, then proceeds to kick his head while he is on the ground and holding his arm in pain.*

Bashes nobby's head in with the handle of the machete!

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*Throws radiation balls at Nobby, Stabbo and Galen*

*Defends butterscotch and Stevedog*

USES OBESITY SPELL AND SEPERATES ALL INFECTED ON ONE SIDE AND YELLOWS AND IRRADIATEDS ON THE OTHER

*defends galen with flying icepicks

"Why are you defending galen?"
*Collapses onto ground in a pool of blood*

*Gets out from his riot shield and smash Stabborazz with icepick*

*Gets out of the fight for a moment to attack the Pinkies from behind*

*pokes self*

*uses flare*

*whips out Leopard 2A7 and puts a couple 120mm HE shells into them*

*ahem*

I believe we're done here.

*hands flare to Galen*

*Attacks Galen from behind, not caring if he dies: He just stabs him all the time. ALL. THE. TIME*

Thanks.

*uses flare to light up a cigar*

I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.

*Attacks Galen for wormy's sake

Starts Batteling ieatpieandlikepie to prevent him from attacking Galen.

*Uses fat spell and all the fat incased stabborazz

Mister Pie. It seems you are not aware of two things.
The first being that FRIENDLY FIRE is not a nice thing to do. The second being that I am currently (as I stated above) am sitting in a tank together with hella. You can stab it as much as you want, you won't get through German steel that easily.

I honestly suprised I haven't been infected yet. I guess threats DO work. Cigar?

*hands hella a cigar*

There you go, old chap.

*hands Galen slightly larger, cammomile flavoured cigar*

Jolly good.