Comments on Profile Post by Hella

Hard to say. The only time I was ever immuno-compromised @toffie0 doused my wounds with her bottle of irradiated iodine+vodka. Apart from that I've avoided breaking quarantine.

*licks aggressively*

Eww. Get away from me. You do realise that this isn't how infection mechanics work, right?

*goes off in search of a face-washer and some Pine-O-Clean*

Please explain infection mechanics, then. If you don't, I'll lick you even harder.

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If you were paying attention to when you were infected, you'd be able to work it out. Alternatively, look that the post below that references when @AsuMagic got infected, and work out what he did. It's not really that complicated.

Well, maybe you should have explained that there was a quarantine, as I suppose you would have been instructed to if you were really trying to help prevent this stupid thing?

Hmm. This is true. Announcing the existence of the quarantine would have probably been helpful in maintaining said quarantine...

Oh well, next apocalypse I'll be sure to remember that! ::P:

(Basically, posting on infected people's profiles brings you in contact with the infection. Whether you actually get "infected" is, however, down to a dice roll.)

But I'm rubbing myself against you, and you're not suffering at all. It must count for something.

It would, but, the thought of having to check not just *profile posts* but also *comments on profile posts* wearies me. I can run searchs to see if people have made more profile posts; I'd have to manually check back to keep track of comments on individual posts.

Maybe next time; if I can convince Furai to allow me access to the forum database (and, you know, use that access to work out a way to automate the checking process).

*spits into open mouth whilst speaking*

Now that was just uncalled for. Foul man-child.

Every time you open your mouth, a little more bright pink sputum drips in and slides down your gullet. I will continue this until you are like me.

Somewhere in the back of my mind there's this little pantomime being acted out by people claiming that KAG should have"realistic" mechanics. ::P:

Somewhere in the back of my mind there's this little idea that in an RP where people can just rock up to another profile and kill people, I should be able to spit in someone elses mouth and inject them with dirty nedles as they sleep in order to infect someone.

That's what zombies are able to do. Plus, for simplicities sake I had to limit people like you who would try to infect ALL the people (hah, not that that's worked all that well--there are like 100+ infected so far...)

It's not like I'm trying to infect all the people. Just you, yah bastard.

If it's any comfort I think later on this afternoon (a few hours? Would have to check) you'll be a fully-fledged zombie. Then you can join in killing me with the others up above.

Surely, with all the alien saliva in your noise hole by now, you might've taken some damage through choking?

I'm actually a proto-fish, as noted on my Twitter account (@FuzzyBlueBaron - very creative and hard to stalk), so my proto-gills help to lessen the effects of what would otherwise, I'm sure, be a very uncomfortable situation.

Pfft. Twitter. If it helps, I can breath heavily onto your proto-gills alternately?

It might; but you'd have to get the timing right. Fish breath in a relatively asynchronous fashion.

W-would you come closer and open your both and proto-gills so that I might make an attempt?