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$100 or 10000 nights with ozminers mom

But Yagger, that's almost 27.4 YEARS! D:

Fuck I better get started.

If you made regular use of a ridiculously high-speed jet you *could* keep hopping timezones and get about 2.5 nights per 24h. That would bring the time down to just under 11 years. That's almost manageable. If you can afford to fork out enough cash to fuel a hyperjet from the future for, oh, 12000h? :3

I'll just kickstart it, the internet would probably back me.

Okay, but just remember that you also need to research, develop and produce this megajet from the future, find & hire a few pilots who're capable of flying it (you'll be too busy sleeping/recovering from your previous nights 'activities'), and cover expense like food and housing for yourself, your companion, and all your staff.

Bang and fly like a true Australian I say.

Guys. Lay off him. Helping not hindering, okay?

Oh, sorry. I was ignoring the original persons involved and getting more caught up in the science of it all. ;_;

or hear me out we do nothing and mine our own buisness

But the mining boom is over, Yagger. Haven't you been paying attention? Mining stocks are going doooooooooown.

If we mine our own business, wouldn't that be painful?

Probably. Maybe that's why people find it so hard, what with being all pain-adverse 'nstuff?

Nah, this is Release. Picks only do 0.5 hearts and no stun/flinch.

RIP @Strathos. A god among men.

gg that is what I get for trying to type at midnight

Indeed. Let it be a lesson unto you.

HOW MUCH MONEY

100 heads of lettuce.

7 noodles.

80 asparagus.

That's too many noodles.

Okay, fine, I'll go as low as 40 egg yokes. But that's my final offer.

Well, you can substitute some clams, but the bulk of the payment has to still be pasta-related; and every shellfish you include incurs time spent in Geti's sex dungeon.

Hmm. Well, in that case, how does 35 sheets of lasagne and 12 crayfish sound? I could throw in a tin of avocado soup, if that'd sweeten the deal.

and how much to vacation in the dungeon?

Mmm... *thinks for a moment* We'll say 4 weeks for every three shellfish spent.

Nothing. But you've got to sign these blank wavier forms.

Do I get some complementary waffles & ice cream?

I've ran out of comments to copy.

I'm sorry. Should I send a minion to fetch you some more?

THIS ISNT PART OF THE SCRIPT https://forum.kag2d.com/members/ozminer.14117/#profile-post-64553

Haha, well played, sir. I'd totally forgotten about that conversation. ::P:

I made you strategically forget. (Like that one time I got perma'd)

Oh, yes, I'd forgotten that too. I had to intercede on your behalf with the elder gods; the price of your return was @Hella's conscience, so (given that they'd just given me an impossible task, Hella is a sociopath, after all) instead we sold them Geti's dignity, and they were okay with that. And here you are. wb bro :')

i thought i took geti's dignity before that. WE'RE HITTING CONSPIRACIES ON THIS FORUM

Oh shush. Don't tell me you didn't know that his dignity is like Prometheus's liver--it regrows anew every morning.

Is he some sort of lizard person, like the president?

Well, Gerri *does* wear goannas as footwear, so the lizard link is definitely a possibility.

Still too many noodles.

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Welp. Thasa gunna be a scream... (\o/)