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Comments on Profile Post by Hella

  1. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Dec 9, 2015
  2. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Dec 9, 2015
  3. Hella
    Hella
    That's what they all say; next thing you'll be touting that you're a genius, trusted with important government secrets and/or able to bring down the lives of innocent characters such as @Wonkyth with ease.
    Dec 9, 2015
  4. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    What's this and/or business? *Ofc* I'm all that. I even kidnapped Wonkyth from his highly secure Sydney bunker and brought him home for Christmas. I'm pretty much the next pick for the world's most interesting man.
    Dec 9, 2015
  5. Hella
    Hella
    Sorry, what was that? I was napping your previous responses off.
    Dec 9, 2015
  6. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Precisely. Even you're getting so excited as to need to have a lie down--and you're a cold-blooded Brit!
    Dec 9, 2015
  7. Hella
    Hella
    'Cold-blooded' is such a harsh term.
    Dec 9, 2015
  8. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Truth hurts, baby. Truth hurts.
    Dec 9, 2015
  9. Hella
    Hella
    Not really. Getting stabbed in the stomach with a dessert fork hurts. Truth just stings existentially.
    Dec 9, 2015
  10. makmoud98
    makmoud98
    FBB manages to completely dodge the question. like a pro
    Dec 9, 2015
  11. butterscotch
    butterscotch
    Okay, I confess... FBB is my alt.
    Dec 9, 2015
  12. butterscotch
    butterscotch
    You can delete the 'FBB' account now.
    Dec 9, 2015
  13. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Shush, Mak. I was doing so well too. ;_;

    butter, who are you to say that I'm the alt? I clearly predate you. Plus, that would make all my jokes at your expense self-abuse; and everyone knows I don't swing that way. The only people I let abuse me are my RL wife (<3 MJ), my estranged online wife (<3 @Hella), and my online mistress (<3 @Galen).
    Dec 10, 2015
  14. Hella
    Hella
    I want a divorce.
    Dec 10, 2015
  15. Galen
    Galen
    And I want a new subordinate.
    Dec 10, 2015
  16. Hella
    Hella
    We don't always get what we want, Galen. I wanted a child from this forced marriage, and if I can't have that I'll have a substantial alimony.
    Dec 10, 2015
  17. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Happily, I can accommodate both of you. This Christmas, each of you will receive...

    *drumroll*

    Each other!!!

    ^_^
    Dec 10, 2015
  18. Galen
    Galen
    eugh no, what do I want with Hella? I already have @justi01, right yusti?
    Dec 10, 2015
  19. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    See? It's perfect!

    Hella, you can have Galen as your adopted child; Galen, you can have Hella as your new sub.

    Everybody wins! Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! \(^w^)/
    Dec 10, 2015
  20. Hella
    Hella
    I still want alimony, and I want it paid in blood.
    Dec 10, 2015
  21. butterscotch
    butterscotch
    Too... many... alerts.
    Dec 10, 2015
  22. FuzzyBlueBaron
    FuzzyBlueBaron
    Why do you think I had Galen fitted with a refrigerator in his chest cavity? Not for his frozen heart, obviously; we all know that's metaphorical bc is entirely made of sronk German steel. It's so he could carry a supply of bloodbags for when you really need a cool, refreshing, sip of haemoglobin. ^_^
    Dec 11, 2015
  23. butterscotch
    butterscotch
    ...I...
    Dec 11, 2015
  24. Galen
    Galen
    Fascinating.
    Dec 11, 2015
  25. butterscotch
    butterscotch
    ...Don't even.
    Dec 11, 2015