Comments on Profile Post by ieatpieandlikepie

How about a lifetime supply of tonic water? Love me dat quinine flavour. :3

That said, I do quite like greasy meat-products. Particularly when braised with a dash of vinegar and some greens. And smothered in hollandaise, ofc. ^_^

^_^

of course, I cant really give you that because of the huge distance between us.....
Unless you want to pay the shipping fee ^_^

I'll pay, but only if we're shipping in bulk. Say, oh, 10 000 cans?

Ill give you one every day, but you have to pay 200000 USD for every can that i ship to u

That seems like a steep markup; but, seeing as @Hella is actually the one footing the bill, I accept.

Inflation caused by shipping tonic water at these prices will cause severe depreciation of the US Dollar, meaning that the cumulative value of your unscrupulous charges, paid (as per the contract, which I am constantly referring to) on a bicentennial basis, will come to a total value of €14, half a pack of mint chewing gum and a button I will find in my trouser pocket in 26 years time.

Your legal fees and handling charges, as dictated in clause 8B.12, will be charged per hour at a rate of €799, plus travel and sequinned suit allowance.