Comments on Profile Post by Hella

Float like a butterfly, sting like the truth.

Beekeeper Hella is immune to all attacks of the stinging variety

What about actual Hella?

We've no idea. I'm not actual Hella, we don't know which one I am, just that I'm not the original, and I'm not the last.

You may not be the actual Hella, but you are quite the factual Hella

well, yeah, i'm definitely A hella.

The hellest hella, in my heart.

If I'm the hellest Hella in your heart, does that mean there are other less hella-ish Hellas in your heart also?

Yes. And they're nearing my aorta. Please hellp.

This is why we eat fatty foods; clog our blood vessels, nobody can escape our hearts. It's a key strategy for a surprising number of American Christians, who, having let Jesus into their hearts are deathly scared that he might leave again when he sees what they contain.

Ok, I went to a McDonald's and bought 5 burgers. Would it be faster to inject them directly into my bloodstream?

That would be fast, but if you can find a willing surgeon I would suggest implanting them straight into any openings in your heart.

No, insert them via enema IMMEDIATELY. It skips the freedom digestion system, and isn't nearly as risky as consumption via your eyelids. I would know I am Dr Hella, PhD

Don't listen to Dr Hella PhD.! I've talked to Dr Hella MD., and was told that it stands for Philharmonic Disco. He's hardly qualified to talk on the matter.

I gauge professionalism by the length of the affixes.