Comments on Profile Post by asger75

Yfw time-travel doesn't work like that and all you did was create an alternate reality where you're locked up in prison for murder.

shit :| what do I do fbb, what do I do! ;-;

Panic. It's the only solution.

*smashes million dollar time machine in panic then proceeds to cri in the shower*

Well done. I am proud of you. Just remember, when in doubt, panic.

*shivering in corner of room* stutters "ok fbb" then decides the only way for the monsters to leave his room is to say "fbb knows best" repeatedly, til death.

Excellent. With your death the parallel timeline closes and we can all avoid the chance of horrific dismemberment due to quantum parallax. Well done, you've saved us all. :3

;-; your welcome *dies dramatically due to paradoxes*

^_^

Wait... something's wrong, due to some un-known loop hole I must be back at the start. *goes through steps again* I'm still back at the start... well shit.

It's time to wake up, asger. It's all a bad dream...

Plot twist :O