Comments on Profile Post by Hermap

Maybe it's the British guy who keeps calling me darling.
I don't know.

At first it was option no.1. Now it is option no.2. *written while tabbed out from hiding in a locker*

When I was younger I was watching this scary video and a loud thud came up out of somewhere in my room, then I cried for about 5 minutes... this happened 2 hours ago. (Technically I was younger 2 hours ago, so...)

One night I had been watching creepy YouTube videos, as you do. (we all do) Later, going to bed, feet tucked in nicely under the blanket. The string on my old dusty guitar that I haven't touched in 10 years snaps and makes a really loud strumming noise. Took me a while to figure out what it was that made the sound but I had plenty of time to think about that while changing my underwear.

That's the scariest thing happening to me, besides the drunk polish guy beating up my 14yo self and friends.

No but really, that is cool. You're practically superhuman.

Edit: This is supposed to be in the status a bit further down.
So... just imagine that this is down there

I think I'm better described as a "Magic Moron", I'm dumb as shit but I can do one or two things insanely well. :D