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Dear Galen,

Please don't.

Cheers,
blackjoker77777

how much are you willing to pay?

P.S.: price is directly proportional to amount of swag gained by nick color

Galen,what colour name would I get if I were to bake these just for you? http://i.imgur.com/eltF0D9.jpg

sorry I only accept eu monies

I am willing to make you food.

Perhaps, even a hug?

hmmm

tempting offer...

but if everyone who can make food offered to make food for me I'd a) get fat and b) the forums would turn into a rainbow

do you really want to be responsible for that?

What if I were to give you food AND a hug? :O
I'm soft and squishy and huggable; and of course those brownies.

Who do you think I am? I'm _not_ corrupt. You can't bribe me.

Okay maybe you can.

But you got to try harder than that.

What about.... these Cookie Dough Truffles? http://i.imgur.com/sfAbeCc.jpg (Yes that's Cards Against Humanity in the background)

*ahem* I've noticed a shift in the parties involved in this... negotiation. Seeing how it's unclear which parties are involved, these negotiations will now be... cancelled.

I'll be your personal chef.

#Win

@Galen Ignore that fuckers idea of "bribery."
Instead, indulge in these pictures of food that I made.

http://i.imgur.com/NIvfoVG.jpg (Perfect cookies)
http://i.imgur.com/s3Zz0cj.jpg (Delicious pizza)
http://i.imgur.com/pbyuTwu.jpg (Scrumptious Pot Roast)
http://imgur.com/pfDpgHV (Beautiful burritos)

http://i.imgur.com/wPI0UV4.jpg (Irresistible Turkey)
http://i.imgur.com/csft9oB.jpg (Perfect (mashed) potatoes) http://i.imgur.com/bNNCyVZ.jpg (Savory Green bean casserole)
http://i.imgur.com/TlQcXFC.jpg (Delightful alfredo)
http://i.imgur.com/D7EzefL.jpg (Heavenly home-made cheddar biscuits)

Plus, as you eat your food, I can play you a lullaby on the guitar.

I can do all the cooking stuff - though I can't play the guitar. I'm good with my hands so I can do massages 'n stuff, and I'll bring my cats. :O

(I can't tell if we're bribing Galen for a colourful name or fighting over who gets to be Galen's waifu.)

Look here..

I am better than you.
I have cats and dogs, I can cook, I can play guitar and piano, I can do massages as well ( probably better than you can)
I can fix computers AND I play video games.

AND I LIKE TRAINS

I am the ultimate woman. You can't beat me. It's impossible.
Plus, I'm hot AF.

http://i.imgur.com/48DFzeC.jpg (Sunni Day)
http://i.imgur.com/MJXPhoM.jpg (Lelah)


Clearly, we are fighting for both.

My turn.

I have many talents; cooking, writing, breathing, and that's about it. Another "talent" is that I love to clean. :>

I have 3 cats. Ozi, Maisy and Luna. Luna is my favourite. c:

I know how to turn a computer off and back on again and I play games A LOT.

I am the ultimate... uhh, boy? I'm a boy but I'm very girly if that counts. (I can also be a maid, I really like cleaning. :D)

Luna: http://i.imgur.com/YcGRuHR.jpg

My beautiful face: http://i.imgur.com/WEhCHXH.jpg

well this escalated quickly

I saw that coming, too bad you didn't..

to solve such a hard issue, I agree to allow colouring me out in a team6 colour noone gets the upperhand of winningmand everyone wi stay at same poei5ionlevel as before, and thus stopping the mindless fight of waifunening

"mindless"? I don't think you know what's at stake here

damn it

Exactly, the fate of KAG itself hangs in the balance; I call for the Waifu Games. (Like Hunger Games except the winner is Galen's waifu.)

P.s. Tenshi is best waifu.
P.p.s I'm Tenshi btw. :^)

I'm not into angels, sorry.