Comments on Profile Post by Rainbows

You!Yes,you!
Sure,I could lie to you and cover the truth of my wonderfull cake-fighting-skills,but fear not!Only truth will be spoken!

Ahem...It was actually a painted brick.But I've discovered that it is much more effective against Santa snatchers when you loudly cry "Caked" while throwing!They think that they are about to taste delicious desert when
-crack- their jaw gets broken!

Have you ever made variations with metal edges or possibly explosive candles?

I wanted to,but mr Snippy didnt let me to dissasemble his riffle into metal scrap and he couldnt find me explosive candles!
>=(

I wonder if it is a good idea to add small jet engine to piece of cake - the same jet I've added to train!
*I have loads of them in my pockets.

Did you salvage ze big jet engine from ze train vhile lemonade worshiperz tried to do ze vevolution?

Gah,it was ze worst angry mob I've ever seen!Zose barbarians have broken ze jet - or it was ze result from ze impact.
I have others jets anyway.Zey are held in my left pocket - right between atomic bombs with painted Mr.Snippy faces and my non-radioactive straw.

Did ze crazy man suck your eyez out?

I can't tell you what haz happened zere,it iz a very private thing...But I'll tell you zat I've started World War III there.

But shhhh.Its a super secret protected by cancerous...Cancer.