Weighted Companion Crate 2014-01-04

After 3 4 years of constant development i present you my life's work, my magnum opus:

Weighted Companion Crate
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This state-of-art piece of equipment brought to you by King Arthur's Science Enrichment Center has numerous useful applications:

• activating Fifteen Hundred Megawatt King Arthur's Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Buttons*
• protecting from King Arthur's Science High Energy Pellets*
• providing a convenient altitude augmenter for accessing elevated areas
• storing your personal belongings
• helping you avoid physical injuries caused by sharp, metal objects by providing a completely unsuspicious object to block visible emissions from your body
• provides a faithful companion in these times of war, turmoil and mistrust that will GLaDly listen to your unbosomings and accept your tender hugs (29% less splinters now!)

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Crate cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Crate does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

Keep away from open fire and King Arthur's Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerators. Do not submerge in liquids for extended periods.

*) not included in package

Unpack into Mods folder, update mods.cfg, and type !wcc to spawn.
License: CC-BY