Action! Unlimited

Are both of you faggots ever going to be friends again and reunite like my picture says you will? ;)

 

Lulz I honestly didnt care and was just jokin and you all went and got buttmad.

Im proud Action is the best pretty much only populated server on KAG.

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Its the internets you all dont need to be so touchy. Admit it, you all just want some more MEATSPIN up in here.

 

And now for a daily dose of cancer.

Spoiler

 

Its as if my beer belly has been stolen and grafted onto a small child! Thats not cancer, ITS SCIENCE!

 

Hmmm poor africans are so fat we better donate them pills and workout manuals... cmon guys they need us... again.

 

It seems our anti hunger campaigns have went too far...

 

Must make them into slaves! Make em work out!

 

You cant go and make a slavery joke, especially when it involves Africans, just because you have black in your name...

 

You guys better calm the fuck down or I'll peace keep the shit out of you.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

 

TL : DR also wtf is funnyjunk

 

idk, i literally g-searched "you got tricked".

 

SIR, if you are going to try to troll me:

1. Dont paste a wall of text, goldfish have longer attention spans that me.
2. Use images I can see.
3. Post attractive female titties, preferably nude.
4. See #3
5. See #3
6. See #3 and #4
7. See #3-7

 

Not sure if thats a shark joke....because of fish.....

Nevermind, forget it.

 

>luigi trying to logic

 

i think you mean :

Spoiler: SHARSHARSHAR