Action! Unlimited

I almost vomited.

 

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermos to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy) Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about how it's been recooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold Now, once you start in, you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the spam in Oh, spam (spam) Ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam (spam) It's the best Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork) The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork).

 

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

 

I'm so happy alerts from here don't work anymore for me. It looks like I don't missed much important things.

 

No idea i've got an alert from your post now.. because I reposted? :( Oh no.. not alerts again..

 

Just turn that alert off in the settings, man. It's just not worth it.

 

Huh, what?
Edit: Nvm, the fag Areo told me how2 in IRC.

 

Fbb, you want class? I can give you class.

1) whip up some holandaise and put it in a hot thermos to stay warm
2) start toasting some (preferably homemade) english muffins
3) start searing some spam in a saute pan with maybe just a drizzle of olive oil
4) poach some eggz.
5) if you timed everything correctly, the muffins, eggs, and spam will all be done at the same time, and the hollandaise should keep up to 2 hours in a good thermos, so everything will be ready at the same time, assemble your spegs benedict by first placing half a muffin down on the serving mechanism of your choice, followed by a piece of the hot spam, then egg, then slowly drizzle over the holandaise (specific speed is optional, but I like to go with borderline inappropriate), garnish with some chives.

also:

Uhh, you mean extra virgin pls2define wit da proper termz. U specified a dry wine, y no x-tra virgin olive oil?

 

Jokes on you, no current girlfriend.

P.S. For the sake of your readers, please pick either caps or horrible misspelling. We can't have regular members here going full retard in posts.

 

Olives are a fruit Hella '-'

Actually, our government is SUPER ocd about these kind of things, yes, there are a lot of terms floating around in our food market that don't mean shit (they were just imagined by the marketing department of some company, and no one else uses them, so why should they be regulated?), but all of the REAL terms are very, VERY specifically defined as to what may or may not be in a product labeled as such, what percentages of blah blah blah, how they can be handled, etc. etc., trust me, real terms mean something in american food markets. thank you FDA.

even if my country didn't have regulations on what oils you can or cannot label as extra virgin, I could always just buy a brand imported from italy, in fact, should do that anyway, italy and spain have best olive oils <3

 

Too long, didn't listen.
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