Blood and Bones. (Injury thread)

I've played soo much sports in my life and still play about 15 hours a week in average and still havn't broken any bones or fracted any things yet.
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WOW and all of that in 8 months. Thats crazy. Suprised your still alive.

 

Last year I was helping cut up and move a Crane and gave myself a Hernia inside of my Naval/Belly Button area and on top of it was a Cyst. A year before that I landed in a divot walking out of my yard and my weight went onto that one left and damaged my Calf/Ankle area.

Year before that, My tire on my Bike bent whilst I was riding it, handle bars went forward and I flipped. While that happened the whole bike flipped under and around me and whacked me upside the back of the head, and the force shot me down on the road and my chin thus went to sliding down the paved road.

I also recall on the bus leaving school one afternoon, I feel asleep with a freshly sharped pencil tightly in my grip, and my head fell onto it and it went into my cheek.

Another school day a guy ran up and stabbed me in the palm of the hand with a pencil.

I also walked with thick work boots one, around my hold house's yard and a fork went into it and stabbed me in the foot.

Lastly, a thick and rusted, 3 pronged fishing hook used to catch multiple little fish, or big Bass/Catfish was hooked into the side of my bed (don't ask me how, I don't know) and I tried to pull it out, only for it to get out of my grip and my hand fell forward. Thus having it go through 2 fingers and part of my palm, sticking in there.


If I can remember anything else I'll be sure to edit this post. I know a lot happened. Like how my dad gave me a Deviated Septum by my "not catching" of a soft ball he through at me, which caused a broken nose at the age of 10.

 

I was at a friend's house once, and I didn't cut my toenails for a bit. I stubbed my big toe, I looked down, and the toenail was straight up. I had to go to the doctor because there was a centimeter or two of penetration.

Also, when I was around 7 or 8, I liked to sit around the windowsill. I fell, broke my collarbone, and I didn't go to the hospital for about 40 minutes because my mother thought I was just a little hurt.

 

Guess what, ive got a new injury!
Yesterday i fell over while ice-skating and broke my wrist :( Now my right arm is in a plaster from my elbow to my knuckles. The worst thing is that i cant do alot of things that require 2 fully functional arms.

 

Well umm.. I have never broken any bone, but.. I had a car accident..

So, I was with my parents in another town, we had some stuff to do there, when we were on our way back home(around 70 miles) my mother wanted to get past a little.. caravan should I say? and my dad thought we were too close to it and turned the steering wheel and the car started going in zig-zag and we hit 2 trees, get back on the road and the car turned on the right side. A few moments before this, I flew away through the window(not the windshield) and hit the ground. I woke up(I somehow fell asleep), on the ground, and saw the car on its side and.. put my hand on my face and.. when I looked at it.. FREAKIN BLOOD EVERYWHERE.. and then hospital and yeah.. home..

 

Wow. You are a lucky bastard.

 

Wow man.. that's nasty.. and my parents were just a little bit hit on the shoulders. Nothing special..