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(closed) [BoW] - PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DISAPPOINTMENT

Discussion in 'Social/Casual' started by Juaro, Aug 2, 2014.

  1. Juaro

    Juaro Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    [​IMG]
    est. Nov 1, 2011.
    OPERATION SUPREME SOCIALISM
    HAPPINESS IS A REQUIREMENT
    we're actually a s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶t̶l̶e̶r̶ stellaris clan
    I FORGET, ALSO REALLY COMPETITIVE AND WITTY AND SARCASTIC
    Så alvorlig, så konkurransedyktig!

    most official ATGA endorsed clan on KAG forums
    Clan History:
    BoW was founded by Pizza, then taken over by Freddex, then given to Galen for a very short period and then picked up in pieces by yours truly. We once were the mightiest clan of all clans, not to be compared to any other.
    Then Galen happened.
    After a chapter of what we now call "The clan that must not be named" that began in a failed merger with Pk# , the clan was taken over by Juaro (me) and rode into inactivity and casualness.
    We've taken part in every major KAG tournament there ever was and never won, but always fought until our last breath. (We're all morbidly obese)
    Over these last few years we've hunted down and absorbed other old clans. MOLE, NMS and multiple other clans have already fallen prey to us, including POWER (only the good person).


    Actual Supreme Great Leader(s):
    OVER-LOVER METROPHYSICAL CLASS-B ARCHPRESIBISHOP SATAN
    MEGAREGENERATING BUSTEDBANDITO EL MANUEL
    Great Leader:
    TIMEKING FUTURE-PROOF INCREDILORD JUARO

    Triumvirate of Co-Leaders:

    ELITE SUBCOMMANDING SPACEBARON SACPTM
    LARGESSE DUKE OF RAILED TRANSPORTATIONAL TRAVELCAPTAIN GALEN
    NEXT GENERATIONAL TRANSDIMENTIONAL VISCOUNT BISCUIT BLACKY


    Plebs:
    AMAZODRUID DAMBUSTER UBERSHARTER YUSTI
    INCREDIBEST UNIVERSAL SANDALWEARING LOVER LIEBER
    FANTASTOCOLONEL ROIDBISHOP RUBIXXCUBE
    WORST EVER NOT-EVEN-A-REAL-CAT SUPERBLACKCAT
    SUPERBODEACON OF UNBEATOLONIUM ROCINANTE
    SPACEQUASTOR BRILLCHAIRMAN MCRYPA
    FULLY QUALIFIED ACCOUNTOTRON KAZACO, PHD
    RANK 6 PROBATIONARY MEGACARDINAL LAWRENCE SHAGSWORTH
    CLUBHOUSE JANITOR-GENERAL SPACE_AND_TIME
    GRADE 4 CLARINET CYBERKNIGHT SIR_WALTER
    BAGUETTE-DUELING MEGAMONSIEUR KONOKO
    MOËT-LAUREATE CULTURECZAR HELLA

    DIGIDHARMA MARVELOGURU SEYRO
    QUEEN OF THE BROWN WASTES AND MOTHER OF DYSENTERY KHALEESI
    HEAD-HYPER-HONCHO OF HORTICULTURE PHYSALIS (ARSENIC)
    SWIMMING IN OIL SAUDISTIC DUCK SHEN
    SPARKLINGLY SHALLOW SHELLFISH STARSKYGIANNI
    WHAT? NO I'M NOT GINGER I'M AUBURN
    SECRETARY OF ROORUSTLING ARCHLAGERLORD GURIN
    SZLACHTATING MONSTERMAGNATE ORANGE16
    BRILLOBASILEUS OF BARELY-EDIBLE FLORA BAMMBOO
    CECI N'EST PAS UN SPIDEY
    RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE
    DUKE OF FECESBURY SNOWKONG
    paralogia



    Retired Leaders and Co-Leaders(either due to inactivity or because of transforming into Adolf Hitler [but not secretly]):

    SECOND LIEUTENANT WHIRLPOOL FAKLORD OWL
    GALACTIC WIZARD SECOND LEVEL ULTRA-RARON
    THIEL,
    PIZZA,
    FREDDEX,



    Inactive Plebs:
    BORDERKEEPER, LORD_BUGG, VIKEN, TMEWETT5, REAM
    ZALAST, HARDPENGUIN, ZALAST

    Other people:
    VAINE, EVERYONE IN MOLE, HELLA, SHAGSWORTH, MASTER4523, JESSETIUS, HELLA, POTTYPROF, DARGONA1018, BEEF, VERRA, UNNAMEDPLAYER, BIRDIE

    This is what our regular flag defense looks like, much like Hella it has lots of holes that need filling:

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    [c] (Aug. 18 1990 - 2016) Strategies seen above (to be referenced to [but not exclusively] as "Welsh Fortress™" and/or "BoW-Fort™") are owned by BoW™ in Europe and/or any other continents they might be represented in. Use may or may not be limited to BoW™ and G.Corp™.
    Recruiting: If you feel like hanging out, visit us at:
    http://irc.lc/quakenet/BoW@Games/LittleGrunt (It's free)
    [​IMG]
    Shaggy studies so hard, his head self-ignited on numerous random occasions.

    Clan anthem:



    Snickers,
    3 liters of milk,
    Cereal,
    Cabbage,
    3 tons of jello (blackcurrant),
    sausages,
    beer,
    cheese,
    apples,
    walrus steaks,
    walrus (staked),
    badger nipple chips,
    tiny bug souls,

    flavoured book pulp (1 gallon),
    sir_walter's left testicle,
    the 2% left over corn syrup from American bread,

    cheese for coaxing bears from trees,
    bag of toe nails,
    pile of shit,
    a 3'5" replica of Sean Connery,
    Sean Connery,
    a big plastic hat,
    some ants,
    3,867 pots of lemon curd,
    a burrito,
    a roboburrito,
    a generously sized conference hall in North Dakota.
    shares of Pizza Hut Inc.,
    an infinite number of monkeys,
    an almost infinite number of typewriters, because when the monkeys fight over them it'll be hilarious,

    roboyogurt,
    2 ICBMs,
    2000 individually flavoured condoms with the face of Gary Numan stretched grotesquely shaft-wise,
    Galen's still-oozing lower intestinal tract,
    too many llamas.
    tags
    call shaggy an idiot

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    probably Hella.

    There is no truth, only Zuul.
    Moogly boogly, motherfucker.
     
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  2. Galen

    Galen Bison Rider Staff Alumni Donator

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    Hey I disapprove of that story, I vote for a change! :>:(:
     
  3. Juaro

    Juaro Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    YOU CAN'T CHANGE REALITY
     
  4. Galen

    Galen Bison Rider Staff Alumni Donator

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  5. Raron

    Raron KAG Guard Tester

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    Blame Galen, always blame Galen.
     
  6. Galen

    Galen Bison Rider Staff Alumni Donator

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    You guys are horrible.
     
  7. SAcptm

    SAcptm Bison Rider Staff Alumni

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    Almost as horrible as this thread/clan/low effort reply
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2014
  8. master4523

    master4523 Masterful KAG Guard Global Moderator Tester
    1. PumpkinStars - [Pk#] - Inactive

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    What's dead should stay dead. :kappa:
     
  9. Galen

    Galen Bison Rider Staff Alumni Donator

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    Lol, Pk
     
  10. master4523

    master4523 Masterful KAG Guard Global Moderator Tester
    1. PumpkinStars - [Pk#] - Inactive

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    You know this forum is for clans who play KAG, right? :kappa:
     
  11. Juaro

    Juaro Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    What is dead may never die, master.
     
  12. a truly Austrian name
     
  13. Juaro

    Juaro Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    Nevermind the fact none of us is austrian
     
  14. yeah but I don't know anyone German who kept his daughter in an underground bunker etc
     
  15. Juaro

    Juaro Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    You clearly don't know Galen very well. :heart:
     
  16. Mazey

    Mazey Haxor Forum Moderator Official Server Admin Donator Tester

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    good clan! looks promising
     
  17. Galen

    Galen Bison Rider Staff Alumni Donator

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    I have a daughter?
     
  18. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Heh. Serious.
     
  19. Apparently.
     
  20. SAcptm

    SAcptm Bison Rider Staff Alumni

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    So serious. So competitive.