est. Nov 1, 2011.OPERATION SUPREME SOCIALISM HAPPINESS IS A REQUIREMENT we're actually a s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶t̶l̶e̶r̶ stellaris clan I FORGET, ALSO REALLY COMPETITIVE AND WITTY AND SARCASTIC Så alvorlig, så konkurransedyktig! most official ATGA endorsed clan on KAG forumsClan History: BoW was founded by Pizza, then taken over by Freddex, then given to Galen for a very short period and then picked up in pieces by yours truly. We once were the mightiest clan of all clans, not to be compared to any other. Then Galen happened. After a chapter of what we now call "The clan that must not be named" that began in a failed merger with Pk# , the clan was taken over by Juaro (me) and rode into inactivity and casualness. We've taken part in every major KAG tournament there ever was and never won, but always fought until our last breath. (We're all morbidly obese) Over these last few years we've hunted down and absorbed other old clans. MOLE, NMS and multiple other clans have already fallen prey to us, including POWER (only the good person). Actual Supreme Great Leader(s): OVER-LOVER METROPHYSICAL CLASS-B ARCHPRESIBISHOP SATAN MEGAREGENERATING BUSTEDBANDITO EL MANUELGreat Leader: TIMEKING FUTURE-PROOF INCREDILORD JUARO Triumvirate of Co-Leaders: ELITE SUBCOMMANDING SPACEBARON SACPTM LARGESSE DUKE OF RAILED TRANSPORTATIONAL TRAVELCAPTAIN GALEN NEXT GENERATIONAL TRANSDIMENTIONAL VISCOUNT BISCUIT BLACKY Plebs: AMAZODRUID DAMBUSTER UBERSHARTER YUSTI INCREDIBEST UNIVERSAL SANDALWEARING LOVER LIEBER FANTASTOCOLONEL ROIDBISHOP RUBIXXCUBE WORST EVER NOT-EVEN-A-REAL-CAT SUPERBLACKCAT SUPERBODEACON OF UNBEATOLONIUM ROCINANTE SPACEQUASTOR BRILLCHAIRMAN MCRYPA FULLY QUALIFIED ACCOUNTOTRON KAZACO, PHD RANK 6 PROBATIONARY MEGACARDINAL LAWRENCE SHAGSWORTH CLUBHOUSE JANITOR-GENERAL SPACE_AND_TIME GRADE 4 CLARINET CYBERKNIGHT SIR_WALTER BAGUETTE-DUELING MEGAMONSIEUR KONOKO MOËT-LAUREATE CULTURECZAR HELLA DIGIDHARMA MARVELOGURU SEYRO QUEEN OF THE BROWN WASTES AND MOTHER OF DYSENTERY KHALEESI HEAD-HYPER-HONCHO OF HORTICULTURE PHYSALIS (ARSENIC) SWIMMING IN OIL SAUDISTIC DUCK SHEN SPARKLINGLY SHALLOW SHELLFISH STARSKYGIANNI WHAT? NO I'M NOT GINGER I'M AUBURN SECRETARY OF ROORUSTLING ARCHLAGERLORD GURIN SZLACHTATING MONSTERMAGNATE ORANGE16 BRILLOBASILEUS OF BARELY-EDIBLE FLORA BAMMBOO CECI N'EST PAS UN SPIDEY RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE DUKE OF FECESBURY SNOWKONG paralogia Retired Leaders and Co-Leaders(either due to inactivity or because of transforming into Adolf Hitler [but not secretly]): SECOND LIEUTENANT WHIRLPOOL FAKLORD OWL GALACTIC WIZARD SECOND LEVEL ULTRA-RARON THIEL, PIZZA, FREDDEX, Inactive Plebs:BORDERKEEPER, LORD_BUGG, VIKEN, TMEWETT5, REAM ZALAST, HARDPENGUIN, ZALAST Other people: VAINE, EVERYONE IN MOLE, HELLA, SHAGSWORTH, MASTER4523, JESSETIUS, HELLA, POTTYPROF, DARGONA1018, BEEF, VERRA, UNNAMEDPLAYER, BIRDIE This is what our regular flag defense looks like, much like Hella it has lots of holes that need filling: [c] (Aug. 18 1990 - 2016) Strategies seen above (to be referenced to [but not exclusively] as "Welsh Fortress™" and/or "BoW-Fort™") are owned by BoW™ in Europe and/or any other continents they might be represented in. Use may or may not be limited to BoW™ and G.Corp™. Recruiting: If you feel like hanging out, visit us at: http://irc.lc/quakenet/BoW@Games/LittleGrunt (It's free) Spoiler: Typical BoW meet-up Shaggy studies so hard, his head self-ignited on numerous random occasions. Clan anthem: Snickers, 3 liters of milk, Cereal, Cabbage, 3 tons of jello (blackcurrant), sausages, beer, cheese, apples, walrus steaks, walrus (staked), badger nipple chips, tiny bug souls, flavoured book pulp (1 gallon), sir_walter's left testicle, the 2% left over corn syrup from American bread, cheese for coaxing bears from trees, bag of toe nails, pile of shit, a 3'5" replica of Sean Connery, Sean Connery, a big plastic hat, some ants, 3,867 pots of lemon curd, a burrito, a roboburrito, a generously sized conference hall in North Dakota. shares of Pizza Hut Inc., an infinite number of monkeys, an almost infinite number of typewriters, because when the monkeys fight over them it'll be hilarious, roboyogurt, 2 ICBMs, 2000 individually flavoured condoms with the face of Gary Numan stretched grotesquely shaft-wise, Galen's still-oozing lower intestinal tract, too many llamas. tags call shaggy an idiot Spoiler: status of clan probably Hella. There is no truth, only Zuul. Moogly boogly, motherfucker.