(closed) [BoW] - PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DISAPPOINTMENT

est. Nov 1, 2011.​

OPERATION SUPREME SOCIALISM
HAPPINESS IS A REQUIREMENT
we're actually a s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶t̶l̶e̶r̶ stellaris clan
I FORGET, ALSO REALLY COMPETITIVE AND WITTY AND SARCASTIC
Så alvorlig, så konkurransedyktig!
most official ATGA endorsed clan on KAG forums​

Clan History:
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BoW was founded by Pizza, then taken over by Freddex, then given to Galen for a very short period and then picked up in pieces by yours truly. We once were the mightiest clan of all clans, not to be compared to any other.
Then Galen happened.
After a chapter of what we now call "The clan that must not be named" that began in a failed merger with Pk# , the clan was taken over by Juaro (me) and rode into inactivity and casualness.
We've taken part in every major KAG tournament there ever was and never won, but always fought until our last breath. (We're all morbidly obese)
Over these last few years we've hunted down and absorbed other old clans. MOLE, NMS and multiple other clans have already fallen prey to us, including POWER (only the good person).

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Actual Supreme Great Leader(s):
OVER-LOVER METROPHYSICAL CLASS-B ARCHPRESIBISHOP SATAN
MEGAREGENERATING BUSTEDBANDITO EL MANUEL​

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Great Leader:
TIMEKING FUTURE-PROOF INCREDILORD JUARO

Triumvirate of Co-Leaders:
ELITE SUBCOMMANDING SPACEBARON SACPTM
LARGESSE DUKE OF RAILED TRANSPORTATIONAL TRAVELCAPTAIN GALEN
NEXT GENERATIONAL TRANSDIMENTIONAL VISCOUNT BISCUIT BLACKY

Plebs:
AMAZODRUID DAMBUSTER UBERSHARTER YUSTI
INCREDIBEST UNIVERSAL SANDALWEARING LOVER LIEBER
FANTASTOCOLONEL ROIDBISHOP RUBIXXCUBE
WORST EVER NOT-EVEN-A-REAL-CAT SUPERBLACKCAT
SUPERBODEACON OF UNBEATOLONIUM ROCINANTE
SPACEQUASTOR BRILLCHAIRMAN MCRYPA
FULLY QUALIFIED ACCOUNTOTRON KAZACO, PHD
RANK 6 PROBATIONARY MEGACARDINAL LAWRENCE SHAGSWORTH
CLUBHOUSE JANITOR-GENERAL SPACE_AND_TIME
GRADE 4 CLARINET CYBERKNIGHT SIR_WALTER
BAGUETTE-DUELING MEGAMONSIEUR KONOKO
MOËT-LAUREATE CULTURECZAR HELLA
DIGIDHARMA MARVELOGURU SEYRO
QUEEN OF THE BROWN WASTES AND MOTHER OF DYSENTERY KHALEESI
HEAD-HYPER-HONCHO OF HORTICULTURE PHYSALIS (ARSENIC)
SWIMMING IN OIL SAUDISTIC DUCK SHEN
SPARKLINGLY SHALLOW SHELLFISH STARSKYGIANNI
WHAT? NO I'M NOT GINGER I'M AUBURN
SECRETARY OF ROORUSTLING ARCHLAGERLORD GURIN
SZLACHTATING MONSTERMAGNATE ORANGE16
BRILLOBASILEUS OF BARELY-EDIBLE FLORA BAMMBOO
CECI N'EST PAS UN SPIDEY
RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE
DUKE OF FECESBURY SNOWKONG
paralogia


Retired Leaders and Co-Leaders(either due to inactivity or because of transforming into Adolf Hitler [but not secretly]):
SECOND LIEUTENANT WHIRLPOOL FAKLORD OWL
GALACTIC WIZARD SECOND LEVEL ULTRA-RARON
THIEL,
PIZZA,
FREDDEX,


Inactive Plebs:​

BORDERKEEPER, LORD_BUGG, VIKEN, TMEWETT5, REAM
ZALAST, HARDPENGUIN, ZALAST​

Other people:
VAINE, EVERYONE IN MOLE, HELLA, SHAGSWORTH, MASTER4523, JESSETIUS, HELLA, POTTYPROF, DARGONA1018, BEEF, VERRA, UNNAMEDPLAYER, BIRDIE

This is what our regular flag defense looks like, much like Hella it has lots of holes that need filling:

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[c] (Aug. 18 1990 - 2016) Strategies seen above (to be referenced to [but not exclusively] as "Welsh Fortress™" and/or "BoW-Fort™") are owned by BoW™ in Europe and/or any other continents they might be represented in. Use may or may not be limited to BoW™ and G.Corp™.
Recruiting: If you feel like hanging out, visit us at:
http://irc.lc/quakenet/BoW@Games/LittleGrunt (It's free)

Spoiler: Typical BoW meet-up

Shaggy studies so hard, his head self-ignited on numerous random occasions.

Clan anthem:​

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Snickers,
3 liters of milk,
Cereal,
Cabbage,
3 tons of jello (blackcurrant),
sausages,
beer,
cheese,
apples,
walrus steaks,
walrus (staked),
badger nipple chips,
tiny bug souls,
flavoured book pulp (1 gallon),
sir_walter's left testicle,
the 2% left over corn syrup from American bread,
cheese for coaxing bears from trees,
bag of toe nails,
pile of shit,
a 3'5" replica of Sean Connery,
Sean Connery,
a big plastic hat,
some ants,
3,867 pots of lemon curd,
a burrito,
a roboburrito,
a generously sized conference hall in North Dakota.
shares of Pizza Hut Inc.,
an infinite number of monkeys,
an almost infinite number of typewriters, because when the monkeys fight over them it'll be hilarious,
roboyogurt,
2 ICBMs,
2000 individually flavoured condoms with the face of Gary Numan stretched grotesquely shaft-wise,
Galen's still-oozing lower intestinal tract,
too many llamas.
tags
call shaggy an idiot

Spoiler: status of clan

probably Hella.

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There is no truth, only Zuul.
Moogly boogly, motherfucker.​

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Hey I disapprove of that story, I vote for a change!

 

YOU CAN'T CHANGE REALITY

 

Blame Galen, always blame Galen.

 

You guys are horrible.

 

Almost as horrible as this thread/clan/low effort reply

 

Lol, Pk

 

What is dead may never die, master.

 

a truly Austrian name

 

Nevermind the fact none of us is austrian

 

yeah but I don't know anyone German who kept his daughter in an underground bunker etc

 

You clearly don't know Galen very well.

 

good clan! looks promising

 

I have a daughter?

 

Apparently.

 

So serious. So competitive.