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(closed) [BoW] - PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DISAPPOINTMENT

Discussion in 'Social/Casual' started by Juaro, Aug 2, 2014.

  1. Galen

    Galen Haxor Staff Alumni Donator

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    I can't find an appropriate emote to express how I feel about that :fcp:
     
  2. SAcptm

    SAcptm Haxor Staff Alumni

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  3. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Blatantly Obese Warriors. Join and you gain 3 tonnes
     
  4. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    3 tonnes of emotional baggage.
     
  5. Konoko

    Konoko Shark Slayer

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    So is there initiations rites like "you wanna be knight be my mount" or "climb my tree to be archer" like in normal brotherhood?
     
  6. Juaro

    Juaro Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Well you could have sex with shaggy, i guess that would count as some kind of initiation ritual. Traditions have to be started at some point.
     
  7. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Bring horse porn to set the mood
     
  8. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    If you can balance twelve lit candles on your mandibles of masculinity during intercourse without setting your/shaggy's testicular carpeting alight, then you're in.
     
  9. Sir_Walter

    Sir_Walter Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    preferably loaf-scented candles
     
  10. Galen

    Galen Haxor Staff Alumni Donator

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    Mmm... loaf...
     
  11. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Carpeting? You surely mean dankass rainforest. Also. why am I the test guinea pig
     
  12. Superblackcat

    Superblackcat baideist baide Staff Alumni Tester

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    Because you are Rank 6 Probationary.
     
  13. PUNK123

    PUNK123 Hella wRangler Staff Alumni Tester

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    why wouldnt it be because his last name is shagsworth
     
  14. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Technically, that's not his last name, it's the second half of his middle name. It's underscored, you see.

    His last name is actually 'von Dickbutt', but he doesn't use it often, as he was teased at school because of it. Oh, children can be the harshest critics, Shaggy's butthole grew 10 sizes that day
     
  15. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Von Dickbutt? Cmon Hella, I ain't German or anything. But thanks for the last part
     
    Last edited: Oct 27, 2014
  16. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    No problem. I felt that the people should know about your butthole related issues: remember, big is beautiful.
     
  17. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Like with women. The bigger the better.
    Also, add bread scented candles to the groceries list
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2014
  18. Fernegulus

    Fernegulus Bison Rider

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  19. RampageX

    RampageX Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Good games guys.