(closed) [BoW] - PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DISAPPOINTMENT

Now now, Hella. We gotta keep at least SOME kind of standarized procedure, no?

 

But we don't have to put in any effort?

 

That we can keep it?

 

Yea, but you guys keep me on the list because people know that I'm cool and it improves first impressions upon the clan.

 

This kind of attitude is why you never get picked for the IRC main team Hella.

 

BoW- professional IRCers

 

We're actually professional at something for once? Wowzers

 

We're always professional.

 

In other words, you're cheating!

I'll tell Geti.

Bad Hella.

 

Galen, everyone in BoW except for you is an alt account of mine. You can tell by the way that my main account is "probably hella"; this is because if I'm using an alt, then there's no one in that account.

 

Goddamnit.

 

Heyo BoW, a man named "Fite_me_irl_m8" wear your clan tag.

Spoiler: Log

[21:45:50] Fite_me_irl_m8 connected as [BoW] Swifty
[21:45:51] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[21:46:09] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> ...
[21:46:11] <0R305 The_Epic555> -_-
[21:46:19] <0R305 The_Epic555> He uses too much bombs, Brb.
[21:46:19] McHutchings connected as FLYINGFISHCAKE
[21:46:20] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Red Team
[21:46:23] <0R305 The_Epic555> This is too bullshit for me
[21:46:25] The_Epic555 left the game
[21:46:32] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[21:46:32] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[21:47:05] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> :C
[21:47:10] Mariox222 has joined Red Team
[21:47:10] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[21:47:11] McHutchings left the game
[21:47:15] <Mariox222> kag is easy to forget
[21:48:12] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> wow my move are so bad o_o
[21:48:21] M00SHAK connected as ZeroGravBuffalo
[21:48:22] ZeroGravBuffalo (M00SHAK) has joined Red Team
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[21:48:34] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[21:48:34] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[21:48:34] ZeroGravBuffalo (M00SHAK) has joined Blue Team
[21:48:52] <ZeroGravBuffalo> ;-;
[21:48:53] <Mariox222> shit my jab
[21:48:55] <Mariox222> -.-
[21:48:59] Mariox222 has joined Red Team
[21:48:59] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[21:49:29] <[BoW] Swifty> jabber
[21:49:34] <Mariox222> its skill
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[21:49:37] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
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[21:49:40] <Mariox222> :p
[21:49:40] <ZeroGravBuffalo> Gross
[21:49:48] <ZeroGravBuffalo> I think you people can tyalk about skill xD
[21:50:20] <[BoW] Swifty> JABBER
[21:50:20] <ZeroGravBuffalo> Its more like, slash, step back, slash, rinse repeat
[21:50:21] <[BoW] Swifty> OMFG
[21:50:25] <Mariox222> skill
[21:50:27] Mariox222 has joined Red Team
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[21:50:32] <Mariox222> gtg bye
[21:50:36] Mariox222 left the game
[21:50:45] Jansef connected as Janses
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[21:50:51] <[BoW] Swifty> the gangbang
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[21:50:57] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[21:51:03] <-SoL- Janses> Hi!
[21:51:05] <ZeroGravBuffalo> Meh, youll get used to it
[21:51:25] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> Hello Janses
[21:51:31] <ZeroGravBuffalo> Hi
[21:51:35] <[BoW] Swifty> HI!
[21:51:36] ZeroGravBuffalo (M00SHAK) has joined Red Team
[21:51:36] Janses (Jansef) has joined Blue Team
[21:52:05] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> my skill omg ... i'm so noob D:
[21:52:07] <ZeroGravBuffalo> ;-;
[21:52:13] <[BoW] Swifty> such 0 ggrav
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[21:52:26] <ZeroGravBuffalo> no
[21:52:37] <[BoW] Swifty> i stabbed u
[21:52:38] <[BoW] Swifty> wtf
[21:52:42] <-SoL- Janses> i clicked off screen :C
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[21:52:47] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> my slash was before
[21:52:53] <ZeroGravBuffalo> Go full screen :<
[21:53:24] ZeroGravBuffalo (M00SHAK) has joined Blue Team
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[21:53:32] <-SoL- Janses> I hate fullscreen
[21:53:40] <-SoL- Janses> i feel thne like in cage
[21:53:56] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[21:53:56] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[21:54:12] <[BoW] Swifty> fuck you snake]
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[21:54:25] ZeroGravBuffalo (M00SHAK) has joined Red Team
[21:54:38] <[BoW] Swifty> rekt
[21:54:39] <-SoL- Janses> nice
[21:54:46] <[BoW] Swifty> no afking
[21:54:46] Mad_Max0 connected as Mad Max
[21:54:47] Mad Max (Mad_Max0) has joined Red Team
[21:54:51] Mad_Max0 left the game
[21:54:53] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[21:54:53] ZeroGravBuffalo (M00SHAK) has joined Blue Team
[21:55:23] <[BoW] Swifty> wow
[21:55:29] <[BoW] Swifty> use bombs on people is gay
[21:55:32] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[21:55:32] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[21:55:48] M00SHAK left the game
[21:56:00] <[BoW] Swifty> JAB
[21:56:08] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[21:56:08] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[21:56:08] Janses (Jansef) has joined Blue Team
[21:56:20] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> yes jab is more fast than a slash
[21:56:24] Mad_Max0 connected as Mad Max
[21:56:25] Mad Max (Mad_Max0) has joined Red Team
[21:56:29] <[BoW] Swifty> fuck youu
[21:56:30] Mad_Max0 left the game
[21:56:30] <[BoW] Swifty> godd
[21:56:36] <-SoL- Janses> This skillz
[21:56:37] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[21:56:48] <-SoL- Janses> My first kill today
[21:56:48] 88aiden connected
[21:56:49] 88aiden has joined Blue Team
[21:57:08] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[21:57:08] Janses (Jansef) has joined Red Team
[21:57:13] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> fite me irl, why do you steal all the famous clan tag ?
[21:57:27] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> same for 88aiden
[21:57:39] <[BoW] Swifty> how did i steal them
[21:57:45] Mad_Max0 connected as Mad Max
[21:57:47] Mad Max (Mad_Max0) has joined Blue Team
[21:57:48] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> you are not a BoW
[21:57:51] Mad_Max0 left the game
[21:57:52] <[BoW] Swifty> im training as archer
[21:57:55] <[BoW] Swifty> *knight
[21:57:55] <[BoW] Swifty> xfd
[21:58:17] <[BoW] Swifty> god i hate knight so much
[21:58:18] <[BoW] Swifty> its so gay
[21:58:21] * Scrambling the teams...
[21:58:21] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[21:58:21] 88aiden has joined Red Team
[21:58:51] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[21:58:51] Janses (Jansef) has joined Blue Team
[21:59:09] <[BoW] Swifty> WTF
[21:59:12] <[BoW] Swifty> god you laggy bitch
[22:00:03] <-SoL- Janses> Shit
[22:00:09] <[BoW] Swifty> AG# is shittiest clan
[22:00:20] <[BoW] Swifty> havent heard of it before so it must suck shit
[22:00:26] <-SoL- Janses> SoL best!
[22:00:29] <[BoW] Swifty> WTF
[22:00:30] <[BoW] Swifty> god
[22:00:37] <[BoW] Swifty> brb let me get my mouse
[22:01:19] super_gaming_geek connected as Pitocus
[22:01:19] Pitocus (super_gaming_geek) has joined Blue Team
[22:01:25] <[BoW] Swifty> be afraid
[22:01:32] <[BoW] Swifty> sparta will burn to the ground
[22:01:32] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[22:01:34] <{Pix}Pitocus> Hello
[22:01:42] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> hi geek :)
[22:01:44] <[BoW] Swifty> omfg
[22:01:48] Mad_Max0 connected as Mad Max
[22:01:50] Mad Max (Mad_Max0) has joined Blue Team
[22:01:52] <[BoW] Swifty> nvm sparta gangbanged me
[22:01:54] <{Pix}Pitocus> Hi. :3
[22:01:55] <[BoW] Swifty> lol
[22:01:55] Mad_Max0 left the game
[22:02:08] McHutchings connected as FLYINGFISHCAKE
[22:02:09] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Blue Team
[22:02:12] super_gaming_geek is now known as FoozieFish
[22:02:16] Esquire connected
[22:02:17] Esquire has joined Red Team
[22:02:22] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[22:02:22] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[22:02:22] Janses (Jansef) has joined Red Team
[22:02:22] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Red Team
[22:02:22] Esquire has joined Blue Team
[22:02:24] Esquire left the game
[22:02:54] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[22:02:54] Janses (Jansef) has joined Blue Team
[22:03:24] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> XD
[22:03:26] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> x)
[22:03:27] <{Pix}FoozieFish> xD
[22:03:31] * Scrambling the teams...
[22:03:31] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[22:03:31] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[22:03:31] Janses (Jansef) has joined Red Team
[22:03:31] 88aiden has joined Blue Team
[22:03:31] FoozieFish (super_gaming_geek) has joined Red Team
[22:03:31] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Blue Team
[22:03:51] <[BoW] Swifty> omfgg
[22:03:54] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> ...
[22:03:57] <[BoW] Swifty> knights are way too gay
[22:04:06] <[BoW] Swifty> wonder when they will make knights a fair class
[22:04:17] <[BoW] Swifty> i wonder when people would realise knight i sfor noobs
[22:04:21] <-SoL- Janses> Wonder when archer will be fair
[22:04:39] <{Pix}FoozieFish> x)
[22:04:39] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
[22:04:39] 88aiden has joined Red Team
[22:04:39] FoozieFish (super_gaming_geek) has joined Blue Team
[22:04:39] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Red Team
[22:04:42] <-SoL- Janses> Knights mechanics are fair
[22:05:09] <[BoW] Swifty> omfg fuck you fish
[22:05:13] <[BoW] Swifty> god i fucking hate this
[22:05:23] <{Pix}FoozieFish> ....
[22:05:25] <-SoL- Janses> My skillz escaped from me :'(
[22:05:25] <[BoW] Swifty> all they do is buy bombs and throw them like gay pricks
[22:05:49] <-SoL- Janses> Bomb or Boulder archers are too op
[22:05:51] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
[22:05:51] 88aiden has joined Blue Team
[22:05:53] <{Pix}FoozieFish> I need some skills.
[22:06:06] <-SoL- Janses> ncie bomb
[22:06:16] <{Pix}FoozieFish> thx
[22:06:17] <-SoL- Janses> SoL need players :'(
[22:06:40] <-SoL- Janses> I will cry today, i don't heve skill
[22:06:46] <{Pix}FoozieFish> oh, pix and sol are going to merge.
[22:06:52] <-SoL- Janses> Lol
[22:06:55] <{Pix}FoozieFish> rip
[22:06:59] <[BoW] Swifty> OMFG I FUCKING HATE THIS
[22:07:09] <[BoW] Swifty> MY INTERNET POPS UP WHEN IM IN THE MIDDLE OF BEINGSHOT
[22:07:33] <-SoL- Janses> If "pix" want join us, need some skillz
[22:07:39] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> :C
[22:07:47] 88aiden has joined Red Team
[22:07:47] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Blue Team
[22:07:48] Cris00 connected as Dumbo ®
[22:07:49] Dumbo ® (Cris00) has joined Red Team
[22:08:01] <{Pix}FoozieFish> Yeah, I need skillz first
[22:08:09] <-SoL- Janses> Rust, THX
[22:08:18] <[BoW] Swifty> god fuck this game
[22:08:26] <[BoW] Swifty> im still waiting till they balance knight
[22:08:47] <{Pix}FoozieFish> lol.... my fps is so bad....
[22:08:49] <-SoL- Janses> Knights are good, Archers without legolas shot sucks
[22:08:58] <[BoW] Swifty> ik
[22:09:00] <-SoL- Janses> Legolas Shot must back
[22:09:01] <[BoW] Swifty> knights are faggots
[22:09:12] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> only two devs (right?) dont hope too much
[22:09:16] 88aiden has joined Blue Team
[22:09:16] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Red Team
[22:09:35] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> dev on kag ?
[22:09:40] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> actually just one
[22:09:42] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> Geti
[22:09:44] 88aiden left the game
[22:09:45] <-SoL- Janses> What's with me today?
[22:09:56] * Teams are way imbalanced due to players leaving...
[22:09:56] * Remember, swapping to the smaller team makes you a better person!
[22:10:00] * Balancing Cris00 to Blue Team
[22:10:00] Dumbo ® (Cris00) has joined Blue Team
[22:10:02] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> only one? oh...
[22:10:15] <[BoW] Swifty> wtf
[22:10:18] <[BoW] Swifty> u didnt even kill me
[22:10:19] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> yeah but a lot of members of communauty helped him
[22:10:20] <[BoW] Swifty> the spikes
[22:10:21] <[BoW] Swifty> omg
[22:10:21] <{Pix}FoozieFish> shake it
[22:10:22] * Scrambling the teams...
[22:10:22] Janses (Jansef) has joined Blue Team
[22:10:22] FoozieFish (super_gaming_geek) has joined Red Team
[22:10:26] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> oh ok
[22:10:33] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> like skinney, Fuzzle, Makmound98, norill
[22:10:36] <{Pix}FoozieFish> u got rekt and cant handle it.
[22:10:41] <{Pix}FoozieFish> Oooo...
[22:11:12] <-SoL- Janses> i'm back
[22:11:17] <-SoL- Janses> O was feeding my cat
[22:11:36] Janses (Jansef) has joined Red Team
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[22:11:36] ningajai connected
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[22:11:44] <{Pix}FoozieFish> Yeah skin is da bomb.
[22:11:53] <-SoL- Janses> Where is update that ad blowjob to game!
[22:12:01] LEGOZONE connected
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[22:12:07] Megacarlos56 connected
[22:12:08] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> fuck xD
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[22:12:16] <{Pix}FoozieFish> ;~;
[22:12:19] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[22:12:19] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) has joined Blue Team
[22:12:19] ningajai has joined Blue Team
[22:12:27] super_gaming_geek left the game
[22:12:36] <-SoL- Janses> Shit
[22:12:43] ningajai left the game
[22:13:08] <SwArM FLYINGFISHCAKE> brb
[22:13:10] <[BoW] Swifty> when will the gangbang stop
[22:13:10] FLYINGFISHCAKE (McHutchings) is now spectating
[22:13:11] <[BoW] Swifty> //
[22:13:12] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Blue Team
[22:13:12] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Blue Team
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[22:13:12] Megacarlos56 has joined Blue Team
[22:13:24] <LEGOZONE> New stuff c:
[22:13:31] <[BoW] Swifty> dumbo why
[22:13:34] <[BoW] Swifty> just fucking get a life
[22:13:48] <[BoW] Swifty> fucking playting 10 hours a day since 2011
[22:13:53] <[BoW] Swifty> as knight
[22:14:06] <-SoL- Janses> sell me skillz
[22:14:39] A Rusty Snake (Snake19) has joined Red Team
[22:14:39] Dumbo ® (Cris00) has joined Blue Team
[22:14:49] <-SoL- Janses> In sol is guy that claim that he play 27h per day on TDM with builder :|
[22:15:09] <[BoW] Swifty> STOP FUCKING GANGABANGING S NAKE YOU FUCKING PEICEOF TRASHY SHIT
[22:15:16] <[BoW] Swifty> GOD ALL OF YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THIS GAME
[22:15:46] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> 1 vs 1 :)
[22:16:00] [BoW] Swifty (Fite_me_irl_m8) has joined Red Team
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[22:16:00] <[BoW] Swifty> 1V1 ME DONT GANGBANG ME FUCKING PRICK
[22:16:01] <-SoL- Janses> It was bets kill steal in my life
[22:16:25] 8x connected
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[22:16:34] <[YB] 8x> hi
[22:16:34] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> 1 vs 1 :)
[22:16:36] <[BoW] Swifty> WTF
[22:16:42] <[BoW] Swifty> FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT GAM,E
[22:17:13] <-SoL- Janses> END THIS
[22:17:16] <[YB] 8x> Please vote nextmap
[22:17:19] <-SoL- Janses> no
[22:17:22] <[YB] 8x> i still cannot
[22:18:03] Megacarlos56 has joined Blue Team
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[22:18:16] <LEGOZONE> :D
[22:18:17] <[AG#] A Rusty Snake> ok time to try this new boulder :)

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Now where did I leave my 'wet floor' sign again...

 

Heyo guys, BoW is still a competitive clan ? Or more a Social Clan ?