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(closed) [BoW] - PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DISAPPOINTMENT

Discussion in 'Social/Casual' started by Juaro, Aug 2, 2014.

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  1. Fernegulus

    Fernegulus Bison Rider

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    Of course it can be justified, it depends on who she's bearing. As we know, an unborn baby has no soul until 40 days since the conception (80 if the child is female), thus if you'd punched one to death, you never commited murder, given the fact that it was never a human you killed. But yes, taking down any being older than that is unethical (again, unless of course the being is Galen) and you should probably rethink what you're willing to do.
     
    Fernegulus, Nov 27, 2015
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  2. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    The only problem there is that since unborn babies have no souls until after 40-80 days, punching them to death doesn't have any benefit either. If you were to punch foetus-Hitler to death (which would be a bad idea since it involves both time travel and the utter destruction of our world order upon return) before he was 40 days into gestation, then you wouldn't be punching Hitler to death. His soul would still be out there, waiting to find a body. We should be thankful that the body he did occupy was that of a fat old man, and not that of Arnold Schwarzenegger, which would have been unstoppable.
     
    Hella, Nov 27, 2015
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  3. Psiklaw

    Psiklaw Bison Rider

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    how can i officially support bow? besides punching preggos (i have no hands hence I can't clench into fist, ironically)
     
    Psiklaw, Nov 27, 2015
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  4. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    If falcon punching pregnant women isn't your forte, then try drop kicking some toddlers. I heard that it is a good stress reliever, and the workout that all the top athletes are using!
     
    Lawrence_Shagsworth, Nov 27, 2015
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  5. SAcptm

    SAcptm Haxor Staff Alumni

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    I think if you ever did kill a baby, telling everybody that you're from the future and he was going to be the next hitler is probably the best way to salvage the situation
     
    SAcptm, Nov 27, 2015
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  6. Fernegulus

    Fernegulus Bison Rider

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    Yes, and carve a swastika into his forehead so they believe you.
     
    Fernegulus, Nov 27, 2015
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  7. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    How is it that I of all people am the first to spot the spelling error here? I hope this was intended, or we really are terrible :O
     
    Lawrence_Shagsworth, Nov 27, 2015
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  8. Psiklaw

    Psiklaw Bison Rider

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    trensdimensionel*
     
    Psiklaw, Nov 27, 2015
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  9. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    It was intended, of course, by our old glorious leader in his 'finite wisdom, and you're terrible for even doubting that.
     
    Hella, Nov 27, 2015
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  10. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    YOU'RE TERRIBLE FOR NOT NOTICING
     
    Lawrence_Shagsworth, Nov 27, 2015
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  11. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    You're terrible for assuming I hadn't noticed, and assuming that you're a special snowflake for noticing.

    You are a special snowflake, though, and I would love to catch you on my tongue and let you melt.
     
    Hella, Nov 28, 2015
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  12. Konoko

    Konoko Shark Slayer

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    Is the King back or wat?

    Wat.jpg
     
    Konoko, Nov 28, 2015
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  13. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    Isn't @Galen still a member? He got a name change, but he's still alive.
     
    ParaLogia, Dec 1, 2015
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  14. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    No, GalenMarek was a cool guy, I miss him.
     
    Hella, Dec 1, 2015
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  15. Fernegulus

    Fernegulus Bison Rider

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    GalenMarek never changed his nick.

    He changed his soul.
     
    Fernegulus, Dec 1, 2015
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  16. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    ok
     
    ParaLogia, Dec 1, 2015
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  17. Galen

    Galen Haxor Staff Alumni Donator

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    No, nothing is ok.
     
    Galen, Dec 2, 2015
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  18. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    o
     
    ParaLogia, Dec 2, 2015
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  19. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Galen, how dare you betray Shinoakind. You are even worse than Shaggy on Tuesdays
     
    Lawrence_Shagsworth, Dec 2, 2015
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  20. Auburn

    Auburn Prepare Yourself! Forum Moderator Staff Alumni Donator Tester
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    Galen betraying shinoa is almost as bad as that pleb @Auburn and his fire emblem avatars
     
    Auburn, Dec 2, 2015
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